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New York
Joined January 2022
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Not often I laugh out loud at a chart, but this one got me.
I will have thoughts, but my initial thought is, OMFG this research is so cool pewresearch.org/data-labs/20…
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The only way you can reach the conclusion that this movie is mean-spirited is if you yourself have judged the subjects and found them worthy of ridicule. Complete misreading of a deeply emphatic, fundamentally kind film
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*world where Scott and Chris Hansen swapped jobs* Scott: “And we will cut to our Fresno sting house as a predator has just now arrived an- HE’S MAKING A RUN FOR IT AAAND TACKLED FROM BEHIND” Chris: “What kind of sick, depraved man… reaches for the pylon… at the goal line?”
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Alright relax bro it’s Crown Heights
Hungover and horny has taken me places on a Sunday night I would'nt go with a gun
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Who is this ad for
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Guy who only buys clothing from publicly listed corporations
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If you got fucking smoked in your primary like a month ago you are in no position to demand anything from Democrats
If you were a supporter of the Uncommitted movement — which was significantly responsible for Trump 2.0 — then you are in no position to demand anything from Democrats.
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I’m sick and tired of you fucking losers. JESUS
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Building a time machine so I can travel back to the 14th century and introduce this guy to Warhammer
Timur found normal chess too easy and boring, so he invented his own version: Tamerlane Chess 🇺🇿♟️ Tmerlane Chess played on a massive 10×11 board with two extra citadel squares. Each player commanded an army of 28 pieces, including units like camels, giraffes, elephants, war engines, and princes, all with their own unique movements. The game also had multiple kings, complex promotion systems, and special rules where even pawns could transform into entirely new powerful pieces after advancing far enough. For a man who conquered half of Asia with his brilliant strategic mind, classic chess simply wasn’t hard enough. He turned chess into a far more complex battlefield of strategy.
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erica exploiting my suffering for engagement. many such cases !
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This is just inexcusable what the fuck man
A terrible penalty assessed on Lions Rookie Isaac Teslaa for being redirected into a defensive player on Amon-Ra St. Brown's go-ahead TD with :22 sec left in the game. #Lions #DetroitLions #lionsvssteelers
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The Prime Vision angle rules and should be available for every single prime time game but they have GOT to find a stats guy who doesn’t make my skin crawl
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I could never undergo The Hero’s Journey for the simple reason that I lack the self-restraint required to refuse the call. I have heeded literally every call I’ve ever met. I can’t help myself
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Nine has entered the building
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Utterly ghoulish. Fuck you
RIP to those of the victims that were innocent
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Well, yes. This is what these words mean
"Travis Beals, a Google executive working on the orbital data-center effort, said it would take 10,000 satellites to recreate the compute capacity of a gigawatt data center, assuming 100-kilowatt satellites." wsj.com/tech/bezos-and-musk-…
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I think it’s fun when Twitter people become real people and they’re cool and normal
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Oh my god
Jasmine Crockett on her decision to run for Senate: "What we need is for me to have a bigger voice."
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Oh my god dude she sucks so fucking bad
And what seems to be Jasmine Crockett's launch video is unlisted on You Tube and it's an interesting one youtube.com/watch?v=bom6iadL…
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Just make it 16 teams this is so fucking dumb man
The College Football Playoff Bracket
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