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Joined May 2026
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my love letter to ryan and naim πŸ’Œ #RyanaimWeek2026 rated E β€’ fluff and smut β€’ 3.4k words archiveofourown.org/works/93…
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shane calls ilya daddy and it’s confirmed ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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that's not just some guy that's my fidget toy
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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i love skip so i'll be #Seated for the holidays
β€˜HEATED RIVALRY’ is reportedly filming Season 2 and Season 3 back-to-back. A standalone film described as a holiday special centered on Scott & Kip is also being planned for theatrical release next December.
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Why are people with zero interest in bdsm always talking about bdsm as if they know what's going on. If it confounds you because you believe yourself to be Pure of Heart then just...go do that in the corner, idk!
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an episode about β€œfathers and sons” next week. how much do we wanna bet we WONT see chimney and nash
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this new trend of socmed aus where jj (and sometimes cliff??) are down bad for shane omg keep it coming 🀀
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my loves 🀍
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smokin a fatty while i think of which clips of shane hollander i wanna edit
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KENNY OH MY GOD
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Keep them coming! New outtakes of Connor Storrie’s photoshoot for Saturday Night Live!
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shanebug shanebugging
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she's THAT girl
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β€œilya’s so mean” β€œhe’s abusive” β€œhe’s such an asshole” blah blah blah let me introduce you to SHANE FKIN HOLLANDER
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ilya is shane’s comfort person
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the β€œit’s just a tv show” crowd being the one to get their panties in a twist whenever an opinion on said show is stated
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Shane coming untouched the first time Ilya calls him β€˜sweetheart’ in bed
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ilya lifts shane up and he immediately wraps his legs around him 🀀
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pls answer him he likes to know things πŸ₯Ί
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thinking about shane and carter vaughn having an I'll advised one night stand in sochi
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