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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Oct 9
Can't wait for the 2nd season of Inventing Anna
All in. Every time. Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle star as Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in this limited series about the love scorned prodigies behind the FTX scandal. The Altruists premieres November 19.
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Oct 4
Replying to @PalmyrPar
No he didn't risk billions of £
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Oct 4
Replying to @kitvolta
Compliance AI scanners now flag almost every as sxting
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Sep 24
Replying to @PtrPomorski
i see you're into science fiction
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Sep 12
AI should know better...
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Sep 7
Replying to @RachBLondon
where is the met line? it should be up on the list
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Aug 11
My strategy is live for a week, never had a down year
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Aug 6
If your hedge fund was not targeted, rethink your seat
Kalshi Finance
@Kalshi_FinanceAug 5
BREAKING: Hackers used AI-cloned voices of Wall Street executives to infiltrate some of the world’s largest hedge funds
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Aug 3
When banks post meaningless heatmaps just for the sake of posting on IB
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Aug 2
Replying to @unusual_whales
hard to believe that ex hedge fund PM would need to put the ISO code in brackets just in case he forgets what's japanese yen code is
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
Replying to @YouFindme2
not sure who called for rate hikes because every sell-side bank that i talked to said their base case is unchanged rate, yet the market got completely spooked on Wednesday into the rate decision
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
Replying to @DonutShorts
I also got a bunch of FX crosses I would like the Fed to rate check please
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
Replying to @winston412412
possible but the chain of event that led to them buying Situational Awareness portfolio at basement barging price is remarkable
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
Replying to @weaponizedFOMO
Clearly he's not to blame for their reckless investment strategies, but one cannot ignore the fact that's becoming increasingly easy to manipulate the broad market (or borderline manipulate well within the grayzone)
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
POV: Ken Griffin enters Citadel trading floor on friday
Stepping into the weekend like…Fabrik Madrid today & UNVRS Ibiza tomorrow. Let’s have it.
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
didn't claim it's illegal, but the chain of events is just mindboggling
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 31
We live in some crazy time where Citadel, supposedly, spooks the market with rate hike fears days before the meeting just to rug-pull a hedge fund, and cause hundreds of thousands of Koreans to go bankrupt in the process
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 29
Replying to @tengyanAI
when you go degan and buy 3x leverage ETF on margin on a single stock that's highly volatile i doubt you'll have the bandwidth to wait 6 months
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 28
Replying to @Alpha_Ex_LLC
ended with a broken equity market and broken FX market... who would have thought
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OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)@OneHotCode1Jul 26
Replying to @RufusTFireflyJr
donno... i'm now in my mid 40s and keep on enjoying ibiza every single time... really depends on how you experience the island and the vibes you are after... fgo - i stayed away from the tourist attractions and traps being the snob person that I am.
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