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Joined March 2022
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Trillion dollars idea: the Hormuz Canal
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Very saddened to hear of the passing of John C. Hull, whose book Options, Futures and Other Derivative Securities was a foundational text in finance. I purchased the second edition (the first of many editions I would buy) in a mall bookstore decades ago. Liar’s Poker showed me what trading was, and Hull’s book was my first practical resource on how to do it. In today’s world of massively available educational resources it’s difficult to express how critically important the text was at the time. And still is.
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AOL will be discontinuing its dial-up internet service after 34 years in September.
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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
@bennpeifert17 Mar 2025
reminder: potential hires this year execution traders and portfolio managers with 5+ years experience in options and derivatives (equity great, fixed income and commodities good too), technical (python/sql), quant strategy research experience in portfolio manager case
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That day, the baby’s only crime was being born a Jew, not a Palestinian. Ripped from his crib, stolen from his mother’s arms, his tiny heart still beat, still hoped. But there was no mercy, no humanity. The terrorists of Hamas, the masked butchers of the Muslim Brotherhood, did not see a child. They saw a target. His mother, like Israel, held him close, shielding him with her last breath. A mother’s instinct, her love, her final act of defiance. They shot her. The bullets tore through flesh, through love, through life itself. She collapsed, her arms still wrapped around him, as if her embrace could shield him even in death. But the world did not cry for them. The so-called voices of "From the River to the Sea," the 1,635 protests attended by 2.8 million people over 15 months from Toronto to London, from Sydney to Berlin, marched, yet not one among them demanded the baby’s freedom. Not one wept for his mother. Instead, they covered for Hamas, masked their crimes, and justified the slaughter with slogans and excuses. Shame will follow you. History will not forget. You looked away. You excused it. You marched for the killers, not the victims. The blood of that baby cries out from the ground. It will haunt you forever.
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New York Post
@nypost22 Feb 2025
Hamas terrorists brutally murdered hostage brothers Kfir and Ariel Bibas with their ‘bare hands’: Israeli officials. Read today's cover here: trib.al/B9T3q36
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🚨 Breaking: Forensic evidence confirms that both Kfir and Ariel Bibas were first choked to death by Palestinians with bare hands. Their bodies were then mutilated with rocks to simulate death by bombardment. Information released with permission of their father, Yarden Bibas.
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This AI video is wild, lol.
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BlackRock Quant Interview Question How you answer reveals how you think, and how you think determines how you trade Interested to see some of your answers👇
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Never again all over again
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I’m not an anti semite, I’m racist fluid @SheshBakof @Rereshef
"Columbia Untisemity": Israel's No. 1 Satire program mocks the support for Hamas on college campuses @mulisegev @Eretz_Nehederet
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#Hamas killed Gazans, and when the world ignored that, they killed Israelis. The pictures here show what life was like under Hamas terrorists in #Gaza. Every Gazan who opposes Hamas is called an Israeli spy and is killed. Do you want this for Gazans, Hamas sympathizers? Do you still believe what Hamas says about any story? And why didn't NGOs, human rights organizations, London, and Paris protest against this? #HamasTerrorists #Israel *pic's Reuters on November 20, 2012.
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⚠️ Warning - Graphic Content ⚠️ “I filmed this because I knew no one will believe”. *** Aran, an IDF soldier who was among the first responders at the Nova music festival on 7.10, told his story to @N12News. In the video, he is heard pleading, begging for anyone to show signs of life. “They’re all dead”, he repeats in shock. He filmed the video, and others, because he knew people would find this scene too horrific to believe”. *** We’re faced with an unprecedented denial campaign happening in real time. The overwhelming evidence - much of it is from Hamas terrorists documenting themselves - is apparently not sufficient for those who try to claim that the 7.10 attacks did not happen in the way that is being told. “Where’s the proof?” - I keep getting asked - well, here’s your f**king proof.
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Always read the small print.
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Ok @metpoliceuk here’s another one for you. Are you allowed to lead a mob outside Downing Street calling for Hamas to bomb Tel Aviv? If you’re not too busy removing pictures of stolen Jewish children, would you let me know?
Breaking Ngo exclusive: At the London emergency Palestine protest on Oct. 31 outside the prime minister’s residence, they chanted in Arabic at one point: “Oh beloved Abu Obaida, hit and bomb Tel Aviv.” Abu Obaida is the spokesman of the military wing of Hamas.
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The @BBCNews gets it’s arse handed to it again. This time incredibly politely by an international law expert who gift wraps the BBC’s arse for them and hands it over with a card saying: “Dear BBC - please find enclosed your arse”
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The consequence of spreading disinformation during wartime- as @nytimes, @BBCNews, @MarioNawfal and others are doing- goes beyond Israel and Gaza. It actively fans the flames of war and fuels anger in the Arab world. Brings us all perilously closer to a much wider war. Shame.
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Look at these faces. Look at them. Where are you, world?
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Proportionate response
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In Nov 1998, the Clintons and the Arafats, American and Palestinian first couples, inaugurated the Gaza International Airport. Gaza also had a port and a casino planned. Hamas never accepted peace with #Israel. To sabotage it, Hamas launched dozens of suicide bombings between 1993 and 1998. In 2001, Gaza Airport shut down and the strip has been on a downhill course since. A few factoids for all American enablers of Hamas who think Hamas is the result of lack of peace and prospect (because of Israel). It is quite the opposite. Hamas is what reversed peace and killed prospect with its dark Medieval Islamist thought. On October 7, Hamas killed hundreds of Israeli civilians in cold-blood. #Hamas_Is_ISIS #IsraelFightsBack
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