@OneAteHundreds

Illustrator • Pink Lady apples fan • I mostly just follow and retweet funny people, and occasionally try to tweet funny responses. Some of them land.

 SLC, UT (No, I'm not Mormon)
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Joined May 2014
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Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
Southern Dan@StolenDansOct 4
why's she dressed like steven seagal
jack@horsesdontstopOct 3
How it feels
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FerSlzr🪐⚡@sonochinosadamOct 5
La peste regresando a Europa 700 años después
Alerta News 24
@AlertaNews24Oct 4
🇷🇺 | Alerta en Siberia tras la muerte de una técnica de laboratorio de 28 años en Irkutsk. Cerca de 200 personas permanecen bajo vigilancia y varias instalaciones médicas fueron puestas en cuarentena por un posible caso de peste; las autoridades aún no confirman un brote.
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Shivam Roy@shivamroy__Oct 4
This scissor is older than Israel
IRI Embassy in Armenia
@iraninyerevanOct 3
Persian Scissor Shaped Like Bird (300 Years Old)
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george@georgiem2000Oct 4
they stole millions from the company about to be merged into paramount to make a batshit masterpiece about how movies can’t save the world don’t get me wrong, i would love for this to been a hit, but FUCK the pocket watching. THE MOVIE GOT MADE!! THEY LOST WBs MONEY NOT MINE!!
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 4
‘DIGGER’ has opened with $8M domestically on a projected budget of $160M-$180M. Biggest Hollywood box office bomb of 2026 & one of the biggest bombs of all time.
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Brandy Bryant
@InkMasterbatorOct 5
I'll retire this joke when they knock it off but we all know that'll never happen.
GOP Ls
@GOP__LsOct 2
🚨 MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff, a featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges of child s*x crimes.
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Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
Austin Kimmell@AustinKimmellOct 5
The best the show has ever looked
Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃@OOCCouchGagsOct 4
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerOct 4
I spent like 30 seconds looking at the photo wondering what George Lucas had to do with this
New York Post
@nypostOct 3
Michael McDonald's long-lost son reveals heartwarming family moments since discovering his dad was Doobie Brothers star trib.al/cmZ0IxU
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Last Exit To Nowhere
@LASTEXITshirtsOct 5
"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." Karen Allen celebrates her 75th birthday today. Many happy returns from us all at LastExitToNowhere.com
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Last Exit To Nowhere
@LASTEXITshirtsOct 5
"The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die." Many happy returns to the hysterical Diane Morgan. - Jamie
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 2
Mf gonna turn me catholic
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviouslyOct 2
There’s a direct line from letting Trump have the White House again to this catastrophic merger. People are just very dumb.
David Dayen@ddayenOct 2
Skydance's first move: get rid of the execs who greenlit Sinners, OBAA and Weapons. The business side of this merger is going to be darkly hilarious hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 2
I like whenever Marge warns the audience that Treehouse of Horror might be too scary for you. Wish they kept doing this
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Adam Johnson@adamjohnsonCHIOct 2
Well, the world’s largest private donor to the IDF now owns all of these brands so that’s good for human rights and freedom of expression
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 2
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount. Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount+ • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Fr. Paul@BackwardsFeetOct 2
The pope really just said
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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c a i t l i n@hello__caitlinOct 1
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 1
Trump: "If you add Venezuela we'll have 58% of the fuel in the world. In order to save a glass of fuel like this *dumps a glass of water* it's ridiculous. They have computers all over the place, and the other thing is it didn't work well."
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crov@crovoborosSep 29
he has a certain jamiroquai about him
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Zack James@Zack_James94Sep 28
The most divorced man of all time.
Christian Nightmares@ChristnNitemareSep 28
Who do you think drives this Cybertruck?
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onion person@CantEverDieSep 28
this article is the entire problem with the “parents rights” reactionary movement in politics in that parents believe they have a right to torture and abuse their children because they are uncomfortable with their children not being property they can control forever
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Fake History Hunter
@fakehistoryhunt16 May 2021
Mrs Marjorie Eccles at Brooklands in her supercharged Rapier racer 1936.
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tess@kimyerismsAug 31
Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!
FactPost
@factpostnewsAug 31
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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