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SLC, UT (No, I'm not Mormon)
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They should make a movie starring Chris Tucker and Kevin Hart yelling at each other and see how long it takes me to be murdered for the idea
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
La peste regresando a Europa 700 años después
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they stole millions from the company about to be merged into paramount to make a batshit masterpiece about how movies can’t save the world
don’t get me wrong, i would love for this to been a hit, but FUCK the pocket watching. THE MOVIE GOT MADE!! THEY LOST WBs MONEY NOT MINE!!
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I spent like 30 seconds looking at the photo wondering what George Lucas had to do with this
Michael McDonald's long-lost son reveals heartwarming family moments since discovering his dad was Doobie Brothers star trib.al/cmZ0IxU
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"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
Karen Allen celebrates her 75th birthday today. Many happy returns from us all at
LastExitToNowhere.com
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
"The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die."
Many happy returns to the hysterical Diane Morgan.
- Jamie
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Mf gonna turn me catholic
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
There’s a direct line from letting Trump have the White House again to this catastrophic merger. People are just very dumb.
Skydance's first move: get rid of the execs who greenlit Sinners, OBAA and Weapons.
The business side of this merger is going to be darkly hilarious
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
Well, the world’s largest private donor to the IDF now owns all of these brands so that’s good for human rights and freedom of expression
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount.
Assets:
• TNT
• CBS
• CNN
• MTV
• TCM
• Showtime
• Adult Swim
• DC Studios
• Paramount+
• Nickelodeon
• HBO/HBO Max
• Comedy Central
• Cartoon Network
Film Rights:
• Star Trek
• Gremlins
• Beetlejuice
• DC Comics
• Tom & Jerry
• Harry Potter
• Citizen Kane
• Transformers
• A Quiet Place
• Looney Tunes
• The Conjuring
• Mortal Kombat
• Game of Thrones
• Dora The Explorer
• Mission Impossible
• The Lord of the Rings
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Dune 3 (distribution rights)
• Minecraft (distribution rights)
• MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
The pope really just said
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
Parker Williams (OneAteHundreds.bsky.social) retweeted
this article is the entire problem with the “parents rights” reactionary movement in politics in that parents believe they have a right to torture and abuse their children because they are uncomfortable with their children not being property they can control forever
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