@InkMasterbator

Chick with a shtick. Multiple award winning comedian, tattoo artist, and filmmaker. https://nitter.cf/t.co/ySzqOMf7d4

Joined April 2013
My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes. – at Lakewood, CO
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Just did the intermediate course and didn't die. Still shaking from the adrenaline though, haven't done one of these in a long time.
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I need to get a suspension seat post because this hard tail bike frame and post gives my ass a pounding.
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I like how I'm in this picture twice because when I'm tattooing you I'm the one doing the poking and saying "I'm sorry".
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But for real do I have any volunteers to help make me stop saying "I'm sorry" so much?
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This Halloween I think I'm gonna be single, but make it slutty.
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A startup company that will take your dead loved ones remains and press them in a CD with all their favorite songs you can listen to when you miss them called Back That Ash Up.
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But now what are poverty stricken white trash american's supposed to store their dead meemaw's ashes in, an old prescription bottle of fentanyl?
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My parents really instilled in me never to waste food. Doesn't matter if you're full, you clear your plate and any leftovers get wrapped up and eaten at the next meal. And I still do it to this day. But I've never once in my life been able to eat all of the bananas before they go bad.
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Some pretty cool people in my circle. Tag yourselves or say hi if you didn't make the cut!
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Spider-Man: Homecoming Over For Dinner
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That supper was scrumptious! But do my spider senses detect key lime pie in the kitchen?
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Brandy Bryant retweeted
Not a trans person. Maybe a crosseyedresser, but not a trans person.
Cybertip sparks arrest of 24-year-old Georgia man on child exploitation charge wsbtv.com/news/local/cyberti…
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Brandy Bryant retweeted
Ladies, please stop flushing your penises.
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Brandy Bryant retweeted
Men, do you suffer from depression, a crippling addiction to energy drinks or vapes, owning an expansive niche collection of items, or playing as a girl character in Super Smash Bros? If so, ask your doctor if estrogen is right for you.
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Oh, you like bodies of water? That's good because your Straight of Hormuz is about to be open for business!
🚨He spent years slapping anti-child abuse frames on his Facebook profile picture. Now he’s the one facing child abuse charges. Gregory Curtis Daffron, 35, of Jonesboro, Arkansas, was just arrested sporting a “Gulf of America” shirt on 44 felony counts of possessing or using child s*xual abuse material. Investigators say it started with two cyber tips from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in early September. Google handed over details tied to an account called “Honey Badger,” including an IP address, email, and date of birth. Police say that account was used to upload 44 videos showing the s*xual abuse of children. The IP address traced back to a Jonesboro home through the internet provider. The birth date on the account matched Daffron’s, which is how police say they identified him as the owner. On Sept. 22, Jonesboro PD’s Internet Crimes Against Children unit, SWAT, the U.S. Marshals Service, and the FBI raided his home. They arrested him and seized his devices. A judge found probable cause, set his bond at $250,000 cash or surety, and barred him from internet access on any device. Under his Bible quote profile text, his old Facebook posts include “Let Kids Stay Kids” and “Child Abuse Prevention Awareness” profile frames, plus shares about foster care, child welfare worker appreciation, and stopping child trafficking. His voter Arkansas voter registration lists him as a Republican. Daffron does not appear to be a drag queen, trans, Muslim, or undocumented immigrant. Just MAGA.
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Getting so close now!
Raph gots a belly and a arm now.
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Not a trans person. Maybe a crosseyedresser, but not a trans person.
Cybertip sparks arrest of 24-year-old Georgia man on child exploitation charge wsbtv.com/news/local/cyberti…
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Who's your kid, David from the movie Ai?
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cooking: southern raised, you bet! whistle: can't draw: I tattoo for a living paint: I sell my paintings swim: I'm no Michael Phelps english: not the queen's english dance: when drunk sing: no drive: bikes! and a car write: jokes n scripts play guitar: no public speaking: former standup comic
am i capable? cooking: actually pretty good whistle: yup draw: I have an art degree paint: see above swim: passed SF swim test english: obviously dance: only when I was stripping sing: no drive: multiple qualifications write: published play guitar: no public speaking: fair
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Please tell me I'm not the only person that use to have a crippling addiction to Advance Wars: Dual Strike.
I feel like my life would be significantly different if I hadn't played any single one of these games
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