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(During impeachment) This should be decided at the ballot box! (He loses at the ballot box) (incites a violent mob to storm the capitol) If he broke any laws, that’s up to a jury to decide! (A jury decides he broke a ton of laws) This should be decided at the ballot box!
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Jim Carrey starts off his show with a bang in the 80s
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Good lord I love the internet
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if you slap the brazzers logo on scenes from disney movies you get this [thread].
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I don't think that fence is going to keep the bees in there.
Everything in its place now. Hive is prepped. Nothing more I can do except pick up the bees.
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Jfc--that's Judy Bourne
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Got kicked out of the rap battle for curtsying too much
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If Trump had been just a little more interested in Barron's birth he probably wouldn't be missing his high school graduation ceremony 🤣
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He has the body language of a guy who gets kicked out an improv group for sexual harassment and doesn’t learn from it
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911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
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Lara Trump needs to chill the fuck out
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When Jesus finally answers Greg Abbott's prayers:
AI Jesus is coming for us all.
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I’m trying to get #SissySpaceX to ban me again. Retweet this to piss him off
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Congressional Republicans all quietly know that this is the state of their party.
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ATTENTION ALL HANDS Many Liam Nissan followers have taken up his banner and name, but one has been flagged as malicious. Please block @theIiamnissan (that's with a capital i instead of l). Repost for maximum reach. Show no quarter to the Nazi dumbfucks.
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