my mom thinks im cool

What if the prequel to Casper the Friendly Ghost was My Girl?

Think I’m done with twitter. This platform isn’t what used to be. I’ve blocked over 2000 right wing accounts and magas. It’s just annoying to be here now. @elonmusk has ruined what was a great platform.

Number of hours it takes to put my laundry away ~1 Number of hours until I have to do laundry again ~168 Number of hours where there is no laundry to put away = 0 I never actually finish putting my laundry away. I get close, but it’s never done.

So you can’t block people anymore?

Isn’t it great how maga are always able to become experts in any subject overnight? Covid and virology? Experts. Global politics? Experts. Constitutional law? Yep, experts. Criminal law and trials? You guessed it…experts. Forget about asking actual experts. Just ask maga.

The “lock her up” crowd seem really upset right now. What did I miss?

The blue collar Multiplicity

This looks like a thumbnail for the “behind the music” of Tony the Tiger.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

I wonder if ghosts can go to space?

All these magas out here defending Barron Trump like “leave him alone, he’s just a kid”… Where were these concerns when Chelsea Clinton was just a kid? Where were these concerns when Malia and Sasha Obama were just kids?

Jesus died from suicide by cop.

You ever click on a post to read the comments but because the comments are all unrelated memes and articles you forget you are scrolling comments and not your “for you” feed so you just keep scrolling until you reach the bottom?

It looks like the fridge and oven are being interviewed to be in the kitchen

Why do I have so many magas in my feed lately. I don’t engage with them, don’t follow them, and now mostly just block them. But they are in my feed constantly now. Not even just as comments to post from those I follow. Just organic posts.

This place has free “to go” WiFi.

I bet karate masters in the 80s only had two things to worry about. 1. Too many bitches 2. Ripping the crotch of their jeans from too many roundhouses

It’s not you, it’s me… …I think you’re disgusting.

People forget that in order to invent electricity, we had to first invent the kite. So thank you Mozi and Lu Ban.

I wish there was a filter that would allow you to remove content from your feed that has certain words. Would be nice sometimes to just remove all political content. No trump, Biden, Mike Johnson, mtg, boebert, etc. etc….