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Offensive thoughts about and quotes from real life residents... #NoHopeForTheHumanRace

Residence Halls Everywhere
Joined September 2012
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Replying to @TheNaughtyRA
@TheNaughtyRA we would have definitely been friends in undergrad, me swears responsibility now. Well, me be trying’ to be responsible. Arrr!
Offensive RA retweeted
Arrr! Tweet at me bro!
Little known fact: RAs can party harder than most.
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Replying to @Offensive_RA
@Offensive_RA @ItsTheRA @FloorFromHell @ShitRezziesSay What a great grand vacation. Gettin’ pumped about seein’ me ship today!
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For the FUNNIEST RA tweets make sure you follow @Offensive_RA and @FloorFromHell 😂😂😂
Offensive RA retweeted
What the RAs do when everyone else isn't in the hall. #RAprobs @RA_Problems @RA_On_Duty @Offensive_RA
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Ha! I don't fear the Mayans. Now the return of the residents...that's something to fear. #therealendoftheworld
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The halls are closed. The students are gone. The phone is off. Time to get drunk.
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I love being able to sleep in without a single knock on my door being ignored :) #RAproblems #sleepingin
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Offensive RA retweeted
All the residents are gone, I am back at home, and there are absolutely no #RAproblems to worry me for a few weeks. #BestFeeling
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I take one measly hour to get dinner with a friend. The whole time rezzies text me wanting to check out even though they didn't sign up. #No
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Replying to @Offensive_RA
@Offensive_RA Okay! I'll put your twitter name on it too!
Offensive RA retweeted
Replying to @ItsTheRA
@ItsTheRA @Offensive_RA @FloorFromHell @ShitRezziesSay I think we all volunteered as tribute. #EatYourHeartOutKatniss @RAprobs @RAProblemz
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One more week. One more week.
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Replying to @Offensive_RA
@Offensive_RA Only love for yall and @FloorFromHell @ItsTheRA @ShitRezziesSay Its like the HungerGames out there! RAs stick together!!
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@Aveherms @Offensive_RA it works much better if you stumble into the hallway without pants on muttering something about finals week…
Offensive RA retweeted
This does not bode well. RT @J_N_Davis: A literal helicopter parent. Watch out Student Affairs, they are coming: huff.to/TFq8yn
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Replying to @Chels_Bartlett
@Ch3lsea_Dawn ye did throw them overboard fer their actions, correct?
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Aye! If yer ship still be full, good luck to ye ‘n yers! May yer sails be full ‘n yer hours be quiet. #ResLifeFamily #ResLife
Replying to @Offensive_RA
@Offensive_RA @ra_on_duty Hey now, these things happen every once in a while #enjoythelittlethings