Offensive RA

2. I have a Tumblr featuring more of my writing as well as my quirky offensiveness. If you Tumbl, follow me: rebootrethinkrewrite.tumblr.…

1. I love and miss you all. I missed having a creative outlet to humor you with (and simultaneously stroke my ego). Which brings me to...

Hey it's me here; I came back for 2 reasons.

As an afterward to my career, my replacement quit after a week, yet I'm a terrible RA. Ironic, ain't it?

#AdviceToRAs always be offensive and honest, it makes you more fun to be around. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs don't ever neglect your studies or you'll find yourself in a bad spot. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs staff drama isn't worth it. Don't gossip. Ain't nobody got time for that. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs don't hold back and always question authority. If a policy seems wrong to you, imagine how your residents feel. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs Your HD (or CD or RD, whatever you call 'em) can be your best friend or worst nightmare, it's your call. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs you took this job for the money or the residents, remember that. – at Fairborn, OH

#AdviceToRAs you'll always love your residents, no matter how much they piss you off. – at Fairborn, OH

And to each of you, #ResLife4Life. Feel free to DM me any questions as I will be checking those for awhile. Much love, me. – at Fairborn, OH

so because I am, and forever will be, the @Offensive_RA. Please follow my good friends, @ItsTheRA @FloorFromHell @ShitRezziesSay @TheArrrD – at Fairborn, OH

family. With not being an RA I'm also ceasing to use this twitter account. Although I thought about handing it over, I decided against doing – at Fairborn, OH

love/hate relationship. While I'm happy to be able to be a student first, I'm saddened by this separation from you, my friends and ResLife – at Fairborn, OH

Alright so here's what's up: due to personal reasons, I have resigned the RA position. I've done my time in ResLife and experienced that – at Fairborn, OH

With being on break and whatnot, all is quiet in the ResLife Twitterverse.

I wanna write reslife parodies

4 kinds of liquor, 2 kinds of wine, and late night pizza. This is #LifeAfterResidents

“@HuffPostCeleb: A "Hunger Games"-esque reality show? Tell us more! huff.to/TXssAG” @FloorFromHell