Resident Assistant

What would a resident hall look like with no RAs? I think it would resemble a mental institution minus the padded walls. #RAProbs

A couple things no RA should do for their res: 1. Clean toilet 2. Hide their drugs for them 3. Tell them their pants fit great if its a lie

Its spring break so I aint got no worries! …except that I have to be back before my residents… #RAProbs

Retweet if you would punch a granny for spring break to start today! #CantLeaveTillTheyLeave #RAProbs

Party during homecoming? Upstairs from ME? The RA…wow guys, you are geniuses. #RAProbs #BrainlessResidents

Not just anyone can be a RA. It takes selective listening skills, creativity and the ability to hold your tongue. #RAProbs

I am SOOO excited to go home next weekend to see my friends and family! …wait, I have weekend duty… #RAProbs

Telling your residents they could lose housing privileges if they don’t reply to your email ASAP. #IDontHaveThatPower #RAProbs

Aye fellow RAs! We want to hear your best BUSTED story? #RAProbs

HAPPY THANKSGIVING RAs! I hope you see your residents while Black Froday shopping. The only times its ok to drop kick their face;) #RAProbs

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When your residents have an “emergency”. RA: Is everything ok?! Res: oh my gosh! Our cable isn’t working!!! #FirstWorldProbs

Running into your residents at a party on Halloween night, dressed in your full superhero costume… #RAProbs #IDemandRespect

Res: Do you know how to tell if you laundry is done…with your computer? RA: No, but I do see you have 2 legs & can go check yourself. #LAZY

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That awkward moment when you relieve the security guard on desk duty. #awkwardexchanges #AwkwardSilencesAsHePacksUp

Random guy knocks on dorm door trying to get in. Fails. Knocks on MY window and says open the door god dammit I’m not gonna kill you! #nope

Res: I need help, my toilet is clogged RA: Have you tried plunging it? Res: I don’t have a plunger RA: invest RA brain: DUMB ASS! #RAProbs

When the cops show up and EVERY resident is outside to see. Go back inside or I will beg them to arrest you. #RAProbs #SoNosey

Flipping off some of your residents’ names on that piece of paper or note card as you try to memorize them. #RAProbs