OffGridAndy retweeted
After our flight one day, I approached the captain as we were getting off the plane.
Me: “Captain, can I ask you something?”
Captain: “Sure.”
Me: “How did we arrive almost an hour early?”
Captain: “We had a pretty good flight.”
Passenger: “No, seriously. Almost an hour.”
Captain: “Yeah.”
Passenger: “Do pilots have some kind of shortcut they don’t tell passengers about?”
The captain laughed.
Captain: “No.”
Me: “Because I’ve been thinking about it since you made that announcement.”
Captain: “What were you thinking?”
Me: “That maybe you looked at the route and thought, ‘Traffic is bad over here. Let’s go this way instead.’”
He laughed again.
Captain: “It’s not quite like that.”
Me: “Then how did we get here so early?”
Replying to @lincslincs @SParkerGGG
Yes, forget the triple lock, gives pensioners a living wage instead.
Replying to @Arcfunmi
Good job there is no wind in Holland, this looks really dangerous. Much better to use a double hoist.
OffGridAndy retweeted

The Associated Press@AP29 Dec 2025
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Climate change worsened by human behavior made 2025 one of the hottest years ever recorded. Also, the three-year warming average has crossed the threshold of 1.5 degrees Celsius (2.7 Fahrenheit) since pre-industrial times set in the 2015 Paris Agreement for the first time.
OffGridAndy retweeted
This year the British establishment covered up this new Banksy.
Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes??
Protect the right to protest! RT!
OffGridAndy retweeted
The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up.
Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes??
Protect the right to protest! RT!
Replying to @daniellismore
Well said, though most politicians are like that these days.
Replying to @WORLDDEBT @peakaustria
And what will they do until they die?
Can't go outside, only watch the sunset on their periscopes??
Replying to @PassPixi
The pass pixi makes a difference to the driver's that have good enough eyesight. Strangely, wearing tattoo sleeves in the summer is just as effective.
Replying to @RosieP4 @CommunityPlann1
Because once they get 'planning' developers build for profit not to satisfy a need - for starter homes, social housing, bungalows etc.
Replying to @IntEngineering
You can't get a mortgage if you want to buy a house with this kind of roof insulation in the UK.
OffGridAndy retweeted

BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS1 Oct 2025
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This ruling is a joke.
PPE Medpro will go bankrupt and the Government won't get a penny.
Michelle Mone should have to pay the £122m personally.
RT if you want to see her pay it all back.
OffGridAndy retweeted

BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS1 Oct 2025
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT.
If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.
Replying to @LeighDurrant5 @HedgehogCabin
Heaps of shells under my shed when I had to lift the floor.
Replying to @EliotJacobson
That is precisely why. Distraction tactics







