Stories and jokes. Also skiing, ⚽(almost) all of it, books, dogs, maybe more.

New York, USA
Joined November 2013
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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TONIGHT! Comedians + Music Videos live in Brooklyn at Pine Box Rock Shop! Don't miss @TommyMcNam @courtmaginnis @Corndogobrien @hipsoccermom_ @NumberOneAndre @racheldarvas and @justinthompdad 9 / Doors at 8:30. TICKETS: eventbrite.com/e/drop-up-vid…
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BREAKING: Republican Governor of South Carolina, Henry McMaster, just personally fact checked Donald Trump’s claims that FEMA aid was not getting to residents. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this incredible praise of the Biden-Harris Administration.
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Check out this Chinese helmet company promoting their new durable helmets
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TICKET GIVEWAY!!!! Do you feel lucky? It’s that time again, and we are incredibly excited about our FIRST VIP @NJDevils ticket giveaway of the 2023 season! We are giving away two VIP tickets in the “Lofts” at The Rock for an upcoming @NJDevils home game. Enjoy some fantastic food, which is included, while you watch the @NJDevils take on the Minnesota Wild on October 29th @ 5 Pm. That's right you and a plus one will watch the @NJDevils take on the Minnesota Wild on October 29th at the @PruCenter Additionally, that game is also a theme night at the arena. Mascot Madness. Multiple mascots from around the NHL and sports teams in the area join Devils' mascot,@NJDevil00, during Sunday afternoon to celebrate NJ’s 30th anniversary. And it's so easy to enter!! 1.) You must follow us 2.) Make sure you like this post 3.) Tag a friend in the comments below 4.) Repost Follow these steps, and you will be entered to win. We will announce the winner next week. Best of “luck” to everyone! ONE ENTRY PER PERSON!! No purchase is necessary to enter and win. Any purchase made does not increase a user’s chance of winning Winner will be contacted via direct message. "Giveaway ends Thursday 10/26/23 at 11:59 pm EST. The winner will be announced on Friday 10/27/23. Local to the United States only. This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed or administered with Instagram" #genucelskincare #genucel #genucelgifts #skincare #skin #moisturizer #antiaging #wrinklefreeskin #madeintheusa #crueltyfreeskincare #crueltyfree #beauty #skincareroutine #skincareproducts #njdevils #njdevilshockey
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“Everyone’s being super mean to the unvaccinated” Wait, you mean the fuck your feelings people???
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LOST DOG! My dog Prince was in queens this morning with his dog walker and got off his leash. If seen or found PLEASE call the number on this flyer! We have been looking all day and still no luck. He is my whole entire heart I just wanna bring him home 💔❤️
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"Norway: Everyone is either grieving a death or plotting revenge, plus mountains and snow." Give this list from @NumberOneAndre a read! dailydrunkmag.com/2021/02/17…
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THIS WK @sidneydritz @LindsayHameroff @missmulrooney @Beot_Boi @dgalef @TeresaReport @amygcb @CalicheFields @DeanGordie @MikeHicWriter @SimonAlderwick @digillette @thewindingroad1 @MLWoldman @DenverWilliamsx @megancannella @rachaelapoet @Jayne_Martin @numberoneandre &
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Conservative Uncle Excited to Pretend to Care About Budget Deficits Again: bit.ly/3a5rD4O
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Trump el martes // Biden el viernes #Elecciones2020
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A pitch invading kangaroo trialing as a goalkeeper
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Hey ref, quit hounding this good boy 🐶 🎥: @sterlingnewton4
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Carlos Valderrama looking majestic next to a horse
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I thought this was America amp.usatoday.com/amp/8828511…
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South Korea, which had over 7K people infected and 50 die, has had three straight days of decline, without any lockdown of cities. What are they doing? Free and easy testing, actual drive-thrus. I don't know anyone tested here. cnn.com/2020/03/09/asia/sout…
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No PL team has scored a CL goal since the UK left the European Union. Intense brand work.
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Lionel Messi teaching his dog how to press
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