I deeply care about anything but educasion and I need a job!!! PARODY
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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Orange with rage.
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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
The education secretary has claimed teachers are 'probably in the top 10 per cent of earners in some parts of the country', and over-stated the average head’s salary by over £20,000
schoolsweek.co.uk/keegan-cla…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!
(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)
#SirGavinWilliamson
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.
I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.
Are my details an example of an acceptable name?
Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
really? me too, very messy. like a broken shower head when i orgasm. i’ve got latex sheets and everything. it’s like a slip ‘n slide on my mattress sometimes.
- i said ‘skirt’… ‘i like your skirt’…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
I have not been convicted of anything; only accused.
Whan i said "jump out of a window" it could have been in the context of BASE jumping.
When I said "slit your throat" it could have been talking about the dangers of shaving while stood up on a bus!
#SirGavinWIlliamson
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Gavin Williamson will pick up £16,876 in severance pay for lasting exactly TWO weeks in government (plus £2,589 in gross pay).
As it's the third time he's been sacked/ forced to quit govt, presumably he's done quite nicely out of taxpayer.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Don’t get too excited; Sunak will probably offer him the job again next week.
Sir Gavin Williamson resigns as UK government minister after bullying allegations and says he aims to “clear my name of any wrongdoing” bbc.in/3UEf5XH
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
I will be back once I 'clear my name'.
The things I said were nowhere near as bad as the threats I have made in person.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
WHAT!!!!!
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Oh ... rapped!
I’d much rather he rapped Williamson for sending bullying text messages to a female colleague and Oliver Dowden for trying to excuse his behaviour in media round. Bullying is NOT excusable.
Both far more serious offences than anything @MattHancock is doing.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
this recession is tough, i can barely put food on the table. they must think i’ve got money to burn…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Bizarre decision for Trump to mock DeSantis right before the mid-terms, but now he’s fired the first shot, will be fascinating to see how @RonDeSantisFL responds. If he wants to lead the party & be president, he can’t let Trump mock him like this.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Thanks Michael - I regularly remind people of my record breaking results 2 years running but it is strange how short people's memories are...
.... so they will have forgotten all about this by next week!
How are you?
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Rishi Sunak appointed Gavin Williamson to serve in his Cabinet two weeks ago - but he has no ministerial responsibilities. None. What is his role? Why is he there?
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
He achieved the highest GCSE & A Level results EVER as Education Sec.
Him & Marcus Rashford are playground heroes
He is rightly idolised by school children all over our land who put up posters of him
An attack on Gavin Williamson is an attack on the hearts & minds of the young!😡
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Sir Gavin Williamson faces inquiry over 'abusive messages' to MP Wendy Morton
itv.com/news/central/2022-11…
