I deeply care about anything but educasion and I need a job!!! PARODY
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Just remember in Anti-Bullying week this important message
(just remember the "Anti" part!)
#SitGavinWilliamson
#AntiBullyingWeek #antibullyingweek2022 youtube.com/watch?v=t30e1AAE…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Orange with rage.
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The education secretary has claimed teachers are 'probably in the top 10 per cent of earners in some parts of the country', and over-stated the average head’s salary by over £20,000
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If you see a Santa Claus - and think "He seems really depressed" - then that is because it is me! - work is hard to come by when people can't afford fireplaces and people sack you 3 times for no reason...
See how the numbers have plummeted since I left Educasion!!
Teachers LOVED me!
Some parts of the country have seen a bigger drop in recruitment to initial teacher training, @educationgovuk data shows
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.. because if you can fit 30 into a room, surely you can fit 32... or 34... or 36 .... the more the merrier!!
📖 Exclusive: @educationgovuk ministers plan to send capacity checkers into all secondary schools to see if they can fit in more pupils
schoolsweek.co.uk/dfe-plans-…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!
(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)
#SirGavinWilliamson
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.
I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.
Are my details an example of an acceptable name?
Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
really? me too, very messy. like a broken shower head when i orgasm. i’ve got latex sheets and everything. it’s like a slip ‘n slide on my mattress sometimes.
- i said ‘skirt’… ‘i like your skirt’…
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
I have not been convicted of anything; only accused.
Whan i said "jump out of a window" it could have been in the context of BASE jumping.
When I said "slit your throat" it could have been talking about the dangers of shaving while stood up on a bus!
#SirGavinWIlliamson
I will not be taking any severance.... this time!
... but maybe next time!
I WILL BE BACK
#SirGavinWilliamson
xxx
Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Gavin Williamson will pick up £16,876 in severance pay for lasting exactly TWO weeks in government (plus £2,589 in gross pay).
As it's the third time he's been sacked/ forced to quit govt, presumably he's done quite nicely out of taxpayer.
Some people go through life and achieve nothing;
Great people go through life and achieve less than nothing.
#SirGavinWilliamson
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My Greatest hits, including:
“I don’t very much believe in the stick but it’s amazing what can be achieved with a sharpened carrot.”
“go away and should shut up”
and the new release
"There is a price for everything.”
#SirGavinWilliamson WILL RETURN.
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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY retweeted
Don’t get too excited; Sunak will probably offer him the job again next week.
Sir Gavin Williamson resigns as UK government minister after bullying allegations and says he aims to “clear my name of any wrongdoing” bbc.in/3UEf5XH
Dear Pie Minster....
Has anyone noticed how my signature is a bit like Pac-Man?
I will clear my name and I will be back!
"I only want to be with you"
#SirGavinWilliamson
xxx
Look who is making headlines!!
You can never have bad publicity!
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... and it is 'Sir' to you!
#SirGavinWilliamson
