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I ain't afraid of no ghost. I am afraid of yes ghost. I ain't not afraid of zero ghosts. I ain't not no afraid of no not there being any ghosts.
Bustin' makes me feel good
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The News: Capitol in Washington has been invaded by scum of the earth
@Groupon :
I keep seeing commercials for Jersey Sub but never for Jersey Dom. Personally, I鈥檓 a Virginia switch.
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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob鈥檚 Feet.
Because of demand and interest in superhero movies, studios are racing to option Billy Joel's Piano-Man
My Brain: hey
Me: oh my god what!?
My Brain with a German accent for no reason: But vhat if his name vas Wolf Ballroom Blitzer?
Me: Why are you so broken?
My Brain: lol lol Volf Ballroomblitzer
My Brain: Hey.
Me: What?
My Brain: More like Bernie Made-Off with all of their money, am I right?
Me: Why are we thinking about Bernie Madoff in 2021?
My Brain: Made Off! You get it?
My brain: Hey, you remember that show Dharma and Greg?
Me: Yeah?
My Brain: Yeah.
Me: I鈥檓 getting you replaced.
