@flindis

Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?🥤

 Huntington, WV
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Joined June 2008
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lindsi the cheese croc 🧀@flindis2 Aug 2021
why paint me like one of those french girls when you can eat me like one of those french croissants
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when will cats realize that the licking must stop?
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am i going to have children?! i still tuck my stuffed animals in so none of them feel abandoned
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lindsi the cheese croc 🧀@flindis29 Jul 2022
going on a stupid run for my stupid mental health
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going on a stupid run for my stupid mental health
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men will seriously wear cargo shorts instead of going to therapy.
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LET 👏 THE 👏 WOMEN 👏 IN 👏 YOUR 👏 LIFE 👏 STAB 👏 YOU 👏 IF 👏 THEY 👏 WANT 👏
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SCOTUS? how about SCROTUS, amirite?
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the urge to smash your cat’s face in while passionately screaming “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”
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my toxic trait is knowing that my music taste is better than anyone else’s
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im about as out of place as a Salt Life sticker in Appalachia
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lindsi the cheese croc 🧀 retweeted
Metafy
@TryMetafy25 Apr 2022
POV: You follow Keanu Reeves into a Chuck E Cheese bathroom
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lindsi the cheese croc 🧀 retweeted
lindsi the cheese croc 🧀@flindis21 Apr 2022
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Flea
@flea33320 Apr 2022
Just dropped my phone into a plate of scrambled eggs. The eggs got all up in the microphone holes and shit
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my toxic trait is i get up 10 mins before i have to leave and give myself just enough time to get somewhere as long as i drive 85 the whole way
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yes, i know
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50 cent when the lights came on at the halftime show
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at what point do we tell the cashier that the amount is NOT ok?
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what if u just, u know, fucked off?
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