SO many Oreo flavors. Must be Manic! at Nabisco.

I was today years old when I learned that Dick Cheney was in an episode of Doctor Who.

Still alive but also somehow haunting restrooms.

Carrie Underwood: "Jesus, take the wheel!" Jesus: - pulls plug on backing track

Had a dream that Win Butler, Ryan Adams and Jesse Lacey started a band called CANCELLED CULTURE and released their first single, "We're Here, Hello, We're Sorry About That." This is why I don't want to sleep.

Please, call me Dani. Mr. California is my father's name.

Dear Maria, count me out.

No disrespect to the Bee Gees, but stayin' alive is kind of a drag.

What happens to Hot Frosty's dick when it's cold?

Hey there ___ Something something New York City Something something ____ Something something something pretty Yes I do I do _________you Woo ooh

I am the one I've been waiting for all of my liiiiiiIIIIIfffe!!

Hear me out: a boygenius-style supergroup featuring Post Malone, Teddy Swims and Jelly Roll.

Dance like no one's gooning.

Collective Soul or Collective Hole? 🤔

I Wish I'd Never Eaten That Bar Hot Dog - a memoir

Benny AND the Jets? In THIS economy??

A Creed-themed Vietnamese restaurant called "What's This Life Pho".

Just mixed up Rider Strong with River Song, how's your Friday going so far?

Is Vicky Vale literally just a Lois Lane for Batman?

According to my Tik Tok astrologer, I'm moving into my villain era so watch out fam.