They’re not Sufis. “Sufism reoriented” is just one of those new age religionisms where the name is chosen to sound older and more respectable

Jews are there because Ottoman landowners sold it to them

goated synagogue

Me

This is how people in LinkedIn describe a summer internship

BREAKING: FDA approves experimental gene editing therapy to treat mild to moderate seasonal dandruff

Gigachad moment

Guy who’s about to rape the Grinch: Go ahead and use the bathroom, Grinch. I’ll watch your drink 😅

Prankster: you should sneak up to your friend in the dark and yell something scary! Me: Fee fi fo fum! 😈

He never recovered

Why do teachers have such a hard-on for homework

I need to stop fucking up and being retarded

Name your new ice cream bar “gay-bar” and make it in Gaza.

He’s trying to pop a kernel of popcorn

Just because the metaphor mentions a carrot doesn’t mean it’s referring to the practice of dangling a carrot in front of a horse for it to walk towards but never eat

My doctor just prescribed me 7OH

93/7 is the ratio you start with when looking at a population of people who have a lesion on their pancreas that shows up on a scan, not the ratio in the general population, which mostly consists of people who don’t have anything show up on a scan of their pancreas

I always skipped breakfast as a kid. Guess I just saw through the hype 🤷‍♂️

First girl is not wearing a seatbelt AND has her feet on the dashboard, both of which are extremely dangerous

If I was the president, I would cut the red tape and let the politicians in D.C. know that Americans are trying to put food on the table for their families!