@NoneMoreGreen

Designer, sketch writer, mother of dragon plants. Co-chair of @TheLCW

 London, England
londoncomedywriters.com
Joined August 2009
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#Edinburgh people! If you love #comedy, #statistics and/or #buffy, you MUST see @BenGLC's amazing show at @B_Labyrinth this Saturday. So smart, so funny. No knowledge of Buffy required (I have very little). He just sold out @museumofcomedy, so be quick! wegottickets.com/event/59352…
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Joe Bates@joebatesss29 Jul 2022
Oh shit just over a week until JOE BATES SPEAKS TRUTH TO POWER TOOLS comes to Edinburgh! It's a comedy journey through one man's madcap life: you can find out which man by coming along to the show. Big thx to the brilliant @NoneMoreGreen for this amazing flyer!
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So much love for @Tesco Borough High Street tonight for reuniting this drunken idiot with her phone after closing time. Thank you ❤❤❤
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Joe Bates@joebatesss6 Sep 2021
I'm hosting the inaugural Good Humour Comedy Club this Wednesday! Yessss. 7 top acts headlined by the irrepressible @thatlaurasmyth, all raising money for the brilliant @LRMNetwork. Free entry, you can reserve a seat online here eventbrite.co.uk/e/good-humo…
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Thank you @_elilee for popping in and talking to us about your amazing book A Strange and Brilliant Light 😍 A riveting literary novel exploring the impact of the AI revolution through the eyes of three very different young women - a must read for Margaret Atwood fans!
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1 in 10 women (personally I think it's more) have endometriosis. There's no cure, it's as painful as having a heart attack every month, can lead to infertility, takes an average of 8 years to diagnose in England, 9 in Wales because we're even worse. SIGN petitions.senedd.wales/petit…

Petition: Improve Endometriosis Healthcare in Wales

Endometriosis devastates the lives of women and their families living in Wales with 1 in 10 suffering with the condition. The cause of endometriosis is unknown, there is no cure, the average diagno...

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Can we remember... Marcus Rashford is 23, raised £200m for kids to eat last year. Jadon Sancho is 21, opened up new football pitches for those in the suburbs of London. Bukayo Saka is 19, a voice for the youth of football today & helping local communities. #StopHate #ENGITA
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Stevie Martin@5tevieM25 Mar 2021
everytime you try and go on a website
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A new low. I just asked Alexa for the time because I couldn't be bothered to check the clock literally right behind me.
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Pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs
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A glaring omission from the lyrics of #desitnyschild's Independent Women is that you can open a stubborn jar by hitting the side of the lid with a knife to loosen it. Try it, it will change your life. #gamechanger #theJarOnMyShelfIOpenedIt
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Dad just sent an email from his first smartphone, with an attachment that he photographed with his phone. Never been more proud ❤
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He just phoned to ask what time I received it (I saw and replied to it an hour later, so he's worried there's a lag). He's now sending another one and has asked me to ring three times and hang up as code that it came through.
Songs from stock photos. (A thread) 1. An Apple A Day
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I'm relatively new to drinking wine so I still get excited when the little corkscrew arms rise ❤🍷 #HappyNewYear #WhatsNext
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Had a dream last night and literally the only part of it I can remember is me using the argument, "It's like using Photoshop -- just because you *can* do it, it doesn't mean you *should*" #designers #NoFilters #NoContext
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Please sign this and help #SaveLiveComedy!
Live Comedy Association (LCA)@LiveComedyUK9 Jul 2020
British live comedy is in crisis - let's #SaveLiveComedy. Sign the open letter & read the full report at savelivecomedy.co.uk
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