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Has anybody tweeted about how there's "ketchup" and "catsup"? I feel that could be something
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Don’t forget to play AC/DC fucking loud every now and then. You’ll know you’re alive.
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The trouble started when I showed up and there were no Bagel Bites as promised.
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If you don't drink your whiskey neat you should probably switch to apple cider, *coughs [pussy]*
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teacher: we found drugs in your son's school bag
me: oh wow ok
teacher: it's worrying
me: very *rubbing chin* he should've sold them all by now
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I'm going to go through some old clothes I have laying around and get rid of a lot of things. If any of you want to stop by and see if any of it belongs to your mom let me know
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Some days you’re the piñata. Sometimes you're just cheap candy in a paper donkey waiting for your world to explode.
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The media mogul Rupert Murdoch decried an “awful woke orthodoxy” and condemned “cancel culture" while accepting a lifetime achievement award. Murdoch, who spoke in a video, has been relatively quiet publicly in recent years. nyti.ms/2YgpLRj
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🗣 Gennaro Gattuso: "You see Pirlo, honestly he's a son of a bitch. One day I left my phone on the table and he sent a text to AC Milan's vice-president offering him my sister."
















