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Oh, he got jokes too?
Pop Base@PopBase8 Dec 2024United States
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MSNBC reports that the backpack found in Central Park, believed to be from the United Healthcare CEO killer, did not contain a gun.
Instead, they found Monopoly money and a jacket.
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The Daily Not-Rothko is the wall in the corner of a rental room in Leicester
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Now for our latest books give-away, the biggest for a while. 26 books on Latin & Greek literature, language & culture printed over the last 200 years (pics below). Draw open to all: just RT this message, follow us, and we will pick a random winner on Friday 22 Nov. Good luck all!
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Funniest part is that, deep down, they all loathe Clarkson for being "new money".
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derek guy@dieworkwear19 Nov 2024
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*buys $30k Tesla robot, turns it on*
robot: your fit is trash and you look like shit
Replying to @dieworkwear
Better learn how to coal mine. Your job is one the top ones that AI will eliminate.
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The sage ruler surrenders the Empire and retreats into the wilderness to cultivate immortality, having surpassed the comprehension of ordinary men.
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derek guy@dieworkwear19 Nov 2024
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this type of space is terrible bc the effect is completely reliant on its stark uniformity, which will be completely broken the second a human places, like, a normal book or jacket somewhere
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On my way to @cityjournalism for teaching, and train filled with people dressed as farmers.
I say ‘dressed as’ because only three of them in this carriage have dirty wellies. Several are wearing suede boots and shooting jackets. Not an awful lot of Kentish accents, either.
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"we're spending $1 million in taxpayer money so professors can mail each other little notes?? we have a post office—these toys for academics are emblems of waste"
—DOGE, 1969, killing arpanet
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Today's PUNCH colour cartoon. In honour of the great William Sillince (whose birthday yesterday we forgot 😿), here's one of our best-loved illustrations. From 1960 #wellbeing #lifestyle #stress #health #mentalhealth
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Tom Toro. #NewYorkerCartoons newyorkermag.visitlink.me/LR…
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A word on @AllisonPearson free speech row and what she describes as a ‘Kafkaesque’ threat to it. Today on @TheNewsAgents, we asked her to appear. She said ‘No. And if you get any aspect of the story wrong my lawyers will be watching.’
You gotta love a free speech warrior
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OK, quick game for all those who are staying on here. Share this post and for every ten retweets we will add a book to form our next (potentially modest, potentially mega!) give-away raffle to our dear followers!
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Trump falls out with all of his allies eventually. Musk will likely accept abuse from him more willingly than most, but there are already signs that Trump is getting tired of him being around.



































