senile critic: talentless hack

Circuit City, Electric Avenue
Joined November 2018
niggas be like “my life is a movie” and the whole time the movie is
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driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
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daily affirmations: I'm not that retarded I'm not that pathetic My penis is perfectly normal
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Zack D. Films
@zackdfilms1Oct 18
How Electrical Outlets Work 🤔
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roblox fans are so stupid a pedophile could code this game and they'd call it good
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The first guy to jack off on omegle mustve felt like a genius
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I’m officially on sandwich twitter
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my furry wife started making biscuits on my winky
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white people when there's a Nathan Fielder movie at the theater
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They saying my new video game is 10/10
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YOU: Hey man have you seen my keys YOUR FRIEND WHO TRIES TO TALK LIKE A SMILING FRIENDS BIT: Dude, I, I like, I don't even know, Like, Where your keys could be, GUY WHO FINDS THAT PUMPKIN HEAD FORTNITE SKIN ATTRACTIVE: Y'all heard my new SuperMarioLogan creepypasta FNF song
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sold out: baby shoes. with swastikas.
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dishonorably discharged from The Mickey Mouse Club because I backed over Pluto in my Toyota RAV4
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my life a movie
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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Sometimes I feel like a lolcow, my wife says I’m more like a lolmanatee
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welcome to watchmojo and today we'll be giving our picks for the top 10 poops
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