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driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
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daily affirmations:
I'm not that retarded
I'm not that pathetic
My penis is perfectly normal
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YOU: Hey man have you seen my keys
YOUR FRIEND WHO TRIES TO TALK LIKE A SMILING FRIENDS BIT: Dude, I, I like, I don't even know, Like, Where your keys could be,
GUY WHO FINDS THAT PUMPKIN HEAD FORTNITE SKIN ATTRACTIVE: Y'all heard my new SuperMarioLogan creepypasta FNF song
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dishonorably discharged from The Mickey Mouse Club because I backed over Pluto in my Toyota RAV4
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
Replying to @redlettermedia
@redlettermedia @MikeStoklasa hey Mike, we are part of the George Lucas museum exhibit and we’d love to invite you guys to come check it out. Can hook you up with tickets
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Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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US President Donald Trump has said that "massive" oil, gas and mineral exploration is getting ready to begin in Greenland rte.ie/news/us/2026/1014/159…






























