shitfuckistan
Joined November 2020
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Mark Corrigan #PeepShow
daily affirmations: I'm not that retarded I'm not that pathetic My penis is perfectly normal
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daily affirmations: I'm not that retarded I'm not that pathetic My penis is perfectly normal
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daily affirmations: I'm not that retarded I'm not that pathetic My penis is perfectly normal
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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Who wants to call me.
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I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes
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When I open my twt to 3 likes and a porn bot follow
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We're Northernlion commenters, of course we have to all make twitter jokes in the comments.
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Looking to be a Cuck for couples. Anyone interested? I am erectily defunct and I fall over if I stand for more than 6 minutes.
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My landlord added a clause to the lease stating that I'll have to be his free use sex object for the entire length of the lease. Apparently this is completely legal in Philadelphia and tenants typically have no recourse
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She cant believe what shes seeing (Me.)
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i pooped inside her and now shes poop pregnant so we gotta get a poop abortion
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And that's how I DM'd your mother
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
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When everyone in your life has grown to hate you 😂
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We lowk sleeping on derpina a porn
beach bum
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I'm a plapaholic
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