@MsJen_
 Brisbane, Queensland
Joined March 2009
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10 minutes before going out i contemplate staying home so much that even 2 hours after i left i still am mentally in bed happy i stayed home lmfaoo
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This is a very smart ad
Joe Biden
@JoeBiden5 Dec 2019
The world is laughing at President Trump. They see him for what he really is: dangerously incompetent and incapable of world leadership. We cannot give him four more years as commander in chief.
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Anger, suspicion and jealousy disturb our minds. The antidote to these emotions is to cultivate patience and tolerance. Who provides us the opportunity to develop it? The one we call our enemy. Therefore, we can see him or her as a teacher.
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Today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay, as a survivor I wanted to share the one quote that's always helped me. "You don't want to die, you just want to kill how you're feeling right now." You are valid, you are loved and help is out there. Be stubborn. Stick around.
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Me, trying to get through shopping centres at Christmas
Astro Poets
@poetastrologers18 Dec 2018
Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way Ludacris, Virgo
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Virgo when you move their stuff and totally ruin their life organization
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Feelings are overrated. Fuck you's are where it's at.
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I don't know what's worse, feeling all the feelings or not being able to feel any of the feelings.
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I haven't even gotten out of bed yet and I'm already angry about everything.
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I would never want to live in a world without pizza
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The single for “Lay Your Hands On Me” was released #onthisday in 1989! Watch the music video 👉 youtu.be/EhjSzibOIH4
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Acquaintance: “Are you coming to my party?” Me: ‘I’ll be there like Matt Damon’s character in The Hangover!’ Acquaintance: “Matt Damon wasn’t in The Hangover?” Me: ‘.......... I’m not coming to your party’
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Swear to fuck, no one opens doors for a woman anymore and I’m gettin angry about it.
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Not exactly breaking news, but people are fucking idiots and the less interaction I have to have with them the better.
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Remind me to get the fuck over it next time I tweet about missing someone or having feelings.
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You were a bad idea.
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I fucking hate how even when two people love each other, they still aren't necessarily meant to be together.
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Most people won't ever give a fuck about you, so when you find someone who genuinely cares about you, don't fuck it up.
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Netflix and thanks but I'd rather watch alone.
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Someone told me to stop worrying and being depressed and I was like cool, done. Then I told a paralyzed guy to get up and run and he was like cool, done.
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