@meanclones

What is life

 Brisbane, Australia
Joined December 2008
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bawled = 😭 balled = 🏀 bald = 🧑‍🦲
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“never been hit so hard” well yes … my sister in Christ you went to the Olympics for boxing
Pete Badel@badel_cmail1 Aug 2024
“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
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Cats are a living lesson in patience and consent and they will reward you tremendously when you learn both
Genie@lettersfromjuno18 May 2024
So I’m sleeping alongside a cat for the first time ever at my big age… And I have been crying for an hour because I have never experienced something so serene in my life. This is actually so new to me and so beautiful. I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this
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Replying to @nyushinee
Because the vocabulary of joy is grunts and moans and the vocabulary of loss is the dictionary.
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Replying to @ScurvyKerr @BlairBraverman
tl;dr: re: #manvsbear
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So, back in 2016, I reviewed a gorgeous book that sums up the #manvsbear discourse. Author @BlairBraverman knows what's what, and you can too. Go read "Welcome to the Goddamn Ice Cube" and try not to be a creep. lithub.com/blair-braverman-i…
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What 🤯
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster6 May 2024
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’ It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.” It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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As far as we know, Mars is the only planet inhabited entirely by robots.
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“The waiter really liked you, wow.” “I’m great with people for up to 5 minutes. If you’re exposed to me for longer than that it all goes to hell.”
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Megan retweeted
reb@rebmasel4 Nov 2023
this meeting could’ve been a fistfight
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I have something important to show you
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complement-something that completes, or makes better or perfect compliment- an expression of esteem, respect, affection, or admiration 'Complement' with an 'e' completes something. 'I' like receiving compliments.
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Amsterdam's Cat Parade. This also happens in Belgium. Each year cats are celebrated, honoring their mythology/history within European cultures. They also get special flower crowns made for them - traditional in the Germanic/Slavic cultures. 📷European Culture and Spirituality
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Who needs a cathartic cry today?
WeRateDogs
@dog_rates6 Jun 2023
This is Mellow. He has terminal cancer, but he's been walking his neighborhood with his human every day since 2019, so he has a lot of friends who will miss him…
a photo of mellow, a brindle pit mix, sitting on a porch with his human. the dog is smiling and the owner is looking at him fondly.

ALT a photo of mellow, a brindle pit mix, sitting on a porch with his human. the dog is smiling and the owner is looking at him fondly.

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This is Mellow. He has terminal cancer, but he's been walking his neighborhood with his human every day since 2019, so he has a lot of friends who will miss him…
a photo of mellow, a brindle pit mix, sitting on a porch with his human. the dog is smiling and the owner is looking at him fondly.

ALT a photo of mellow, a brindle pit mix, sitting on a porch with his human. the dog is smiling and the owner is looking at him fondly.

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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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