Associate Attorney to Mark Bankston @ Farrar & Ball. Product Defects, Personal Injury & Defamation. Occasional Historian.

Charlotte/Houston/DC/Florida
Joined November 2009
Give me a case of Chardonnay and a carton of camel blues, I can fix Kyrsten Sinema.
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Anyways if yall want more pics aka what some people allege are thirst traps
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No one yell at my phone battery but this is where I am.
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I will pull up in a bedazzled tactical vest.
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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I come in wearing unicorn horns made of Diet Coke cans glowing with rage as I hold my tactical heavy duty Stanley.
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More firm news! Mark is on fire! We are looking forward to holding Musk accountable. Speech is free, but lies you have to pay for.
NEW: Elon Musk was hit with a third purposed class-action lawsuit this week after he told Trump supporters who signed his America PAC petition that they could be randomly chosen to win $1 million. But there was nothing random about it. huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk…
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Mark Bankston is a relentless warrior, and I’m grateful every day to work alongside someone as passionate as I am. Proud to be at Farrar & Ball, learning from the best, and ready to keep fighting for justice for our clients.
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I can tell y’all that Mark worked really hard on this, like y’all don’t even know. But it’s not done until it’s done, and we will see this to the finish line.
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Fuck Around and Find Out.
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I’ve been telling y’all the youth are not the future, particularly men. But y’all didn’t want to hear me.
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Gen Z men are way more conservative than prior generations.
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Bluesky: morganstringer.substack.com retweeted
Big picture: Given the counties reporting so far in WI, MI, PA, and AZ...and the counties (mostly urban areas/suburbs) lagging/still to report, Harris is in good shape to win those four swing states and finish with 281 EV. Losing GA + NC would be irrelevant. #election2024
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I’m not doing nothing right now can I go help them count votes in Mecklenburg County? I’m like right up the street.
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My anxiety is through the roof right now.
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Bluesky: morganstringer.substack.com retweeted
I’m so sick of the six inbred children of the corn deciding if we live or die. Abolish the electoral college!!
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This is all I’m watching. I love to see an employed competent man.
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I voted today for a better future, and I wore earrings from Uncle Cliff’s campaign today for good luck and that better future.
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Between this and seeing the worst types of people in my profession be elevated, it has been a ride and not a fun one.
I don’t think we’re grappled enough with the psychic and dignity harm women have experienced in having a rapist elevated to a position of superlative power and authority by half the country and then kept there for the better part of a decade.
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Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue
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Bluesky: morganstringer.substack.com retweeted
need to be six beers deep at the new deal club
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