Associate Attorney to Mark Bankston @ Farrar & Ball. Product Defects, Personal Injury & Defamation. Occasional Historian.

Charlotte/Houston/DC/Florida
Joined November 2009
Give me a case of Chardonnay and a carton of camel blues, I can fix Kyrsten Sinema.
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Replying to @dhaaruni
Women pretending to be high status so they can be loud and wrong about things always gives me second hand embarrassment
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Replying to @JeremiahDJohns
Do one for Bluesky too. Might not be enough for this year, but next year I have a feeling you could do both.
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But I think so long as it’s disclosed on a placard what is original and what is replica and the accessories are appropriate for the time period, then that’s how it should be mounted. But I defer to people with curator expertise of course.
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Replying to @CoraCHarrington
I believe that museums should mount gowns in the most historically accurate way, but I think that accessorizing the mannequin makes that history come alive. I’m fine with replica pieces being used to accessorize even though the replicas will still have differences from originals
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Replying to @CarlLately
And they are going to Karen it out.
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It feels like everyone is blaming everyone except the voters and non-voters, and I’m tired. It’s like there’s no personal responsibility for being an actual well-informed citizen or for people’s selfishness and stupidity.
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Replying to @CarlLately
Even that doesn’t work because things are nuanced and the media only “fact checks” those statements, plus there’s a right wing propaganda machine, plus empathy is at an all time low.
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Replying to @CarlLately
Average voter/American citizen (derogatory)
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Anyways if yall want more pics aka what some people allege are thirst traps
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No one yell at my phone battery but this is where I am.
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Replying to @MoString @akedzior
Oratio libera est, sed mendacia solvere debes.
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Replying to @akedzior
For some reason I read this as I need to get that in Latin and tattooed on my forehead. It’s been a long week 😶‍🌫️
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I come in wearing unicorn horns made of Diet Coke cans glowing with rage as I hold my tactical heavy duty Stanley.
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I will pull up in a bedazzled tactical vest.
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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More firm news! Mark is on fire! We are looking forward to holding Musk accountable. Speech is free, but lies you have to pay for.
NEW: Elon Musk was hit with a third purposed class-action lawsuit this week after he told Trump supporters who signed his America PAC petition that they could be randomly chosen to win $1 million. But there was nothing random about it. huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk…
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The credit also goes to our founding partners, the associates I work with, and our amazing paralegals.
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Replying to @dr_blakely
All the credit goes to Bankston. But I’m at Farrar & Ball and have been for over a year now.
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I can tell y’all that Mark worked really hard on this, like y’all don’t even know. But it’s not done until it’s done, and we will see this to the finish line.
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Replying to @punishedmother
Will do! I removed Twitter from my phone for a while because I needed a break.
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