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Like pizza, polar bears, & pop culture. Fan of alliteration. Wear blue lipstick more than most. Writer, trendspotter, brand storyteller; @foresightfact. she/her

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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history books never prepared me for how surreal it is to have to continue with the minutiae of daily life no matter how cataclysmic the news gets, how twisted the fabric of society becomes, or how monstrously those around us behave
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“i’m trying to hit inbox zero” that’s cool i’m trying to find the will to live
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cancelling out bad things i’ve done by drinking water
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
me: gender is a construct also me (to my dog): look at you big strong boy. you're a tiny sir. who is the little man? it's you!
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We need a slur for goldendoodles
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there should be an opposite costco where u can buy just a little bit of stuff
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but that's my emotional support em dash
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oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions
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no one has seen u at ur ugliest like ur local cvs has
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
why is no one ever inviting me to vacation homes what was the point of private college
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
writing something at a desk. JUST like how carrie bradshaw used to do
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
church x state is the worst collab ever
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”
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holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??
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I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
Republicans seem to be perfectly fine with abortion after 9 months
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if another country had this many mass shootings you would be too afraid to travel there and protest their citizens from immigrating here
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Using a document from 1789 to ban abortion because it isn't mentioned, but allow semi-automatic rifles and Kevlar is such next-level fuckery that the brain starts to black out.
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