
Like pizza, polar bears, & pop culture. Fan of alliteration. Wear blue lipstick more than most. Writer, trendspotter, brand storyteller; @foresightfact. she/her
New York, NY
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
history books never prepared me for how surreal it is to have to continue with the minutiae of daily life no matter how cataclysmic the news gets, how twisted the fabric of society becomes, or how monstrously those around us behave
Meredith Hirt retweeted
“i’m trying to hit inbox zero” that’s cool i’m trying to find the will to live
Meredith Hirt retweeted
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Meredith Hirt retweeted
me: gender is a construct
also me (to my dog): look at you big strong boy. you're a tiny sir. who is the little man? it's you!
Meredith Hirt retweeted
there should be an opposite costco where u can buy just a little bit of stuff
Meredith Hirt retweeted
oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions
Meredith Hirt retweeted
“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”
Meredith Hirt retweeted
why is no one ever inviting me to vacation homes what was the point of private college
Meredith Hirt retweeted
banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”
Meredith Hirt retweeted
holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??
Meredith Hirt retweeted
I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity
Meredith Hirt retweeted
if another country had this many mass shootings you would be too afraid to travel there and protest their citizens from immigrating here

















