My safe word is Cosby

NYC
Joined March 2009
got in the uber last night and the first thing he says is, “how are you going to miss trump he’s gigantic and orange. they shot tupac at night .”
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maybe the magician at the correspondence dinner was going to show us how a bullet can graze an ear and then heal without a scar
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Myka Fox retweeted
🇫🇷Story Warz has international appeal! Tonight at 8PM E‼️ @franciscellis @MykaFox & @levfercomedy FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz! Link in bio!
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And let's not forget the greatest podcast producer of all time, Tim. The hero America always needed
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Long live Lady Regz! @SkankfestNYC
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Oh man i’m so excited there’s about to be so much extra food now that not everyone can have some!!!
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annoying: everything I wanted to steal from whole foods was on sale
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this app is washed it’s 5% racist memes and 95% people missing their dead dads
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omg the ballroom is for his coming out party 😱😱😱
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make men lonelier
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Myka Fox retweeted
Actress Zazie Beetz rejects the “American” concept of showers, stating she doesn’t shower often “I actually think Americans shower too much. I like to cat wash — I do my face, my armpits, and my… intimates.” Thoughts? 👀 🤔
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“Time is money” Ok fine we’re just gonna sit here and compare things only exist in theory? “Borders are beauty” “Hope is etiquette” “ADHD is mental illness”
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What I wouldnt give to be hated as much as taylor is for a cool $1B
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guess what fuckers? I changed someone’s mind in the comments
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you can’t tax me if I don’t have a job, nice economy idiot
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if these guys wanted to see a virgin on-screen they all they needed was a mirror
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Everything is all Saudis this, Saudis that. I think it’s time everyone Saudis nuts
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“You obviously don’t have children” omg tysm!!!
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they only want to sign that AI actress because she can’t sue for getting metooed
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