Meredith Hirt

Never have I ever felt more from the Midwest than in an NYC karaoke bar when I was the only 1 who knew Garth Brooks's Friends in Low Places

I wish there was a Spotify wrapped of the songs that have been stuck in my head the most

I had a dream about working out last night, that counts right

my boyfriend just told me I’m not funny are we breaking up

Finally watching Oppenheimer and I can’t take the decision-making process to drop the bomb or not seriously because Richard from SATC is the one deciding 😂

the past few years have been good to açaí berries

if conservatives cared about misgendering actual people as much as the general population worries about misgendering dogs, we'd be in a much better place

My boyfriend just told me that Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel & Elton John are the same and I………,, am concerned

My stressful school dream isn’t showing up naked, it’s arriving late (which literally never happened) & not being able to remember which class I have for first period

I wish unfollowing people on Instagram freed up space in my iCloud

my boyfriend is on a boys trip!! You know what that means… he’s already called me twice to remind them of the rules for playing rummy

me: *looks at clock* clock: *literally any time* me: looks like it's time for a little treat!

my boyfriend is upset with me for thinking Angels in the Outfield and Field of Dreams are the same thing but like… baseball and dead people??? (I’ve never seen either movie)

I think you can tell people's general anxiety levels by how low their battery gets before they put their phone on Low Power Mode Me? I always have it on Low Power Mode

am I happy or have I just had 2 caffeinated beverages today

July is here and I'm still queer! So glad I had the opportunity to write this blog post for @ForesightFact on showing allyship for the LGBTQ+ community year-round foresightfactory.co/3-brands…

I’m with someone who thought Teslas had backup gas tanks………… welcome to Florida

Flights into Orlando are the worst. Everyone is way too hyper on pre-Disney excitement and the odds of sitting next to an upset child are increased exponentially

Nothing but respect for my 5am Lyft driver who said nothing but “good morning” and “you’re welcome”

I land an hour before my boyfriend tomorrow morning in Orlando. Currently looking into pedicure facilities in the airport

Monday night, time to respond to all of the texts that came in over the weekend but weren't directly related to my weekend plans and thus couldn't take up brain power [no none of them were urgent]