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The best improv & stand up shows featuring the most fun from DC and beyond! IG- @districtmenucomedy

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Pete@peteybergen17 Jul 2021
“Typecast” the movie Starring: Denzel Washington: guy who gets shit done Kate Winslet: imperfect but still gorgeous “everywoman” Tom Cruise: cocky guy who plays by his own rules Paul Giamatti: manager/agent Juliette Lewis: girl you always think is about to bang someone And…??
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Replying to @Luke_Null
But that Chicago Improv sketch
Saw this Zillow sketch on SNL last night and honestly thought they had hired comedian TJ Ferguson as a writer.
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Pete@peteybergen5 Feb 2021
Matt Gaetz is impotent. Pass it on. @mattgaetz
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Replying to @daniswifted
youtu.be/PluaPvhkIMU
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Replying to @crankyface
Where to start
Replying to @peteybergen
Backstreet > NSYNC
Ha. Leslie Jones sharing a great and timely sketch from @TonyAtamanuik
Leslie Jones 🦋
@Lesdoggg5 Nov 2020
Y’all laughing but this is what will happen when he has to leave White House!! Get your out ass out!!
👇👇👇👇👇👇
Michael Beschloss
@BeschlossDC1 Nov 2020
We did not know Presidential winner for certain before midnight on election nights in 1960, 1968, 1976, 2000, 2004, 2016. No one should pretend there would be anything historically unusual if that happens again in 2020.
Read this
Cleavon MD 💉 💉 💉@Cleavon_MD30 Oct 2020
Trump: You know, our doctors get more money if someone dies from COVID Truth: I took a 20% pay cut due to less patients. Lost 3 colleagues & 27 y.o. cousin. Cried countless times delivering news of deaths to families. I'm doing more for the U.S. than you!
Replying to @jj_redick
Hoop Dreams
Watch this thread! #thefirst48ish
Pete@peteybergen11 Sep 2020
Me and @mikaelljohn have made 11 one minute episodes of our improvised sketch series! Episode 1: Pilot youtu.be/RzgNmI4_R_k Episode 2: Dirty Pen youtu.be/z4NcR_zrUUM Episode 3: Nerds youtu.be/AtvxnGrsdXs Episode 4: Nailed It youtu.be/zwPBgftEqTk

The First 48 ish Pilot

Detectives Johnson and Bergen have about 48 hours to solve the case...

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Pete@peteybergen26 Jul 2020
The first person I am hugging after all of this is the person that invented the “skip intro” button for Netflix.
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Pete@peteybergen8 Jul 2020
Ladies, if your man’s closet looks like this, run away. He’s done too much improv.
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Replying to @CoffeeWithTony @TonyAtamanuik @realDonaldTrump
Amazing
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Pete@peteybergen3 Jun 2020
Promotional photo released for the upcoming season of The Handmaids Tale #GeorgeFloydProtest #DCProtests
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Pete@peteybergen2 Jun 2020
“The president just used a Bible, a sacred text in the Judeo Christian tradition at one of the churches in my diocese without my permission....... And I am outraged” - Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde (Episcopal Diocese Of Washington) #GeorgeFloydProtest
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Pete@peteybergen7 May 2020
Staying busy during quarantine but I’m still rusty AF #comedy #standupcomedy #OpenMic #Quarantine vimeo.com/416077071
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Replying to @rafaelshimunov
This hasn’t aged well and it’s been a day
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