“Typecast” the movie Starring: Denzel Washington: guy who gets shit done Kate Winslet: imperfect but still gorgeous “everywoman” Tom Cruise: cocky guy who plays by his own rules Paul Giamatti: manager/agent Juliette Lewis: girl you always think is about to bang someone And…??

Matt Gaetz is impotent. Pass it on. @mattgaetz

The first person I am hugging after all of this is the person that invented the “skip intro” button for Netflix.

Promotional photo released for the upcoming season of The Handmaids Tale #GeorgeFloydProtest #DCProtests

“The president just used a Bible, a sacred text in the Judeo Christian tradition at one of the churches in my diocese without my permission....... And I am outraged” - Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde (Episcopal Diocese Of Washington) #GeorgeFloydProtest

Staying busy during quarantine but I’m still rusty AF #comedy #standupcomedy #OpenMic #Quarantine vimeo.com/416077071

With UCB closing everyone who spent so much time complaining about them maybe now will have the time to actually go get better at improv. I’m not confident they will. #RIPUCB

With UCB closing these male “allies” are gonna have to find a different way to try and manipulate their way into a girls pants. I’m confident they will try. #RIPUCB

With UCB closing it looks like 30 and under improvisers will have to find something else to complain about. I’m confident they will. #RIPUCB

Learning lots while quarantined. Apparently leaving cabinet doors open all the time is annoying to some people.

It’s getting real for white women

What I wouldn’t give to be at an open mic sitting among a cliquey scene of misplaced arrogance. #standupcomedy #dccomedy

I got tagged in the #PushUpChallenge I’m good, thanks.

My friend @mikaelljohn is funnier than you are. #AmericanBeauty

If we are all going to die anyway could we please go back to using regular straws?

The fact that Elizabeth Warren did so poorly makes me realize the improv community is not as big as I thought it was.

Wife: “How do people get those great seats at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade?” Me- “This year NBC decided to give those seats to Matt Lauer survivors.”

Come on @StephenAtHome ! That’s terrible object work! Remember your training! #Improv