@MenuComedy

The best improv & stand up shows featuring the most fun from DC and beyond! IG- @districtmenucomedy

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Joined October 2012
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Pete@peteybergen17 Jul 2021
“Typecast” the movie Starring: Denzel Washington: guy who gets shit done Kate Winslet: imperfect but still gorgeous “everywoman” Tom Cruise: cocky guy who plays by his own rules Paul Giamatti: manager/agent Juliette Lewis: girl you always think is about to bang someone And…??
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Saw this Zillow sketch on SNL last night and honestly thought they had hired comedian TJ Ferguson as a writer.
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Pete@peteybergen5 Feb 2021
Matt Gaetz is impotent. Pass it on. @mattgaetz
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Ha. Leslie Jones sharing a great and timely sketch from @TonyAtamanuik
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@Lesdoggg5 Nov 2020
Y’all laughing but this is what will happen when he has to leave White House!! Get your out ass out!!
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Michael Beschloss
@BeschlossDC1 Nov 2020
We did not know Presidential winner for certain before midnight on election nights in 1960, 1968, 1976, 2000, 2004, 2016. No one should pretend there would be anything historically unusual if that happens again in 2020.
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Cleavon MD 💉 💉 💉@Cleavon_MD30 Oct 2020
Trump: You know, our doctors get more money if someone dies from COVID Truth: I took a 20% pay cut due to less patients. Lost 3 colleagues & 27 y.o. cousin. Cried countless times delivering news of deaths to families. I'm doing more for the U.S. than you!
Watch this thread! #thefirst48ish
Pete@peteybergen11 Sep 2020
Me and @mikaelljohn have made 11 one minute episodes of our improvised sketch series! Episode 1: Pilot youtu.be/RzgNmI4_R_k Episode 2: Dirty Pen youtu.be/z4NcR_zrUUM Episode 3: Nerds youtu.be/AtvxnGrsdXs Episode 4: Nailed It youtu.be/zwPBgftEqTk

The First 48 ish Pilot

Detectives Johnson and Bergen have about 48 hours to solve the case...

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Pete@peteybergen26 Jul 2020
The first person I am hugging after all of this is the person that invented the “skip intro” button for Netflix.
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Pete@peteybergen8 Jul 2020
Ladies, if your man’s closet looks like this, run away. He’s done too much improv.
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Pete@peteybergen3 Jun 2020
Promotional photo released for the upcoming season of The Handmaids Tale #GeorgeFloydProtest #DCProtests
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Pete@peteybergen2 Jun 2020
“The president just used a Bible, a sacred text in the Judeo Christian tradition at one of the churches in my diocese without my permission....... And I am outraged” - Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde (Episcopal Diocese Of Washington) #GeorgeFloydProtest
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Pete@peteybergen7 May 2020
Staying busy during quarantine but I’m still rusty AF #comedy #standupcomedy #OpenMic #Quarantine vimeo.com/416077071
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UCB great @BetsyStover is teaching a class on line. Betsy is UCB royalty. She was nice enough to play in a Menu mash up at DCM. Take her class if you want to get better at improv. #improv #acting losangeles.ucbtrainingcenter…
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Pete@peteybergen22 Apr 2020
With UCB closing everyone who spent so much time complaining about them maybe now will have the time to actually go get better at improv. I’m not confident they will. #RIPUCB
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Pete@peteybergen22 Apr 2020
With UCB closing these male “allies” are gonna have to find a different way to try and manipulate their way into a girls pants. I’m confident they will try. #RIPUCB
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Pete@peteybergen22 Apr 2020
With UCB closing it looks like 30 and under improvisers will have to find something else to complain about. I’m confident they will. #RIPUCB
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BuzzOffLucille@BuzzOffLucille8 Apr 2020
We saw this Karen thing coming YEARS ago #2015 #WCWednesday #Karen #Karentine @MollyGaebe @JennRoman @Abby_Holland @thejulierosing
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Pete@peteybergen6 Apr 2020
Learning lots while quarantined. Apparently leaving cabinet doors open all the time is annoying to some people.
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Emily Hershenson, MSW, LICSW@emilyhersh4 Apr 2020
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