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MechanicalTim

@MechanicalTim

Head of Modeling and Statistics @AldenScientific. Obsessive runner. Once and future flâneur. https://xitter.cf/t.co/tnbyxJobxt

 Cambridge, MA
Joined October 2009
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen2 Sep 2024
Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.
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I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age
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Jeff Stebbins@jStebbsooner2 Jul 2024
Replying to @LafayJami @thebarrelsocial @mEVpoker
I agree. Was there last weekend for the first time. Had a blast. The staff is incredible. I’ve been to WSOP circuit events in many places and the dealers at @thebarrelsocial are superior. They can deal any game with speed and accuracy while controlling the table .
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Jami Lafay
@LafayJami2 Jul 2024
If you ever get the chance to check out @thebarrelsocial you definitely should. It’s such a great poker room. They’ve got fun games and great staff. I can’t wait to go back. @mEVpoker really created a great atmosphere. Worth the trip for sure. #travel #poker #pokerroom
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Exciting news! We're partnering with the @alzassociation for The Longest Day Poker Tournament on June 22nd! $20 add-ons & cash donations will support this vital cause. Scan our QR code to donate easily! Let's make a difference in the fight against Alzheimer's! #TheLongestDay
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen16 May 2024
I've learned that you don't have to be a professor to be absentminded.
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I would like things to spiral into control once in a while.
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien27 Nov 2023
This was the day I learned that 'Never Meet Your Heroes' is a stupid concept. John Candy was EVERYTHING I hoped. – at Los Angeles, CA
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@ThatEricAlper26 Nov 2023
John Candy took this photo of Conan O'Brien while Conan was his tour guide at Harvard University in 1984.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen24 Nov 2023
What's your favorite holiday tradition? Mine is eating.
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Tony P.@Tbone721919 Nov 2023
I still cannot believe I was late for work tomorrow.
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On a Zoom call with 100 people. One woman wasn't muted, and we all listened to her spend five minutes ordering something over the phone. On the bright side, I just finished my Christmas shopping by using her billing info. – at Salem, NH
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Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
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Nayele18@nayele18maybe13 Nov 2023
Pretending to be interested while someone is speaking to me is where I really shine.
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke19696 Sep 2023
Ironically, Mike was standing on B ♭ when the truck hit him.
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Matt Vaughan
@mEVpoker1 Jun 2023
Shout out to @iampokerllama for the pic of me in my natural habitat.
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Me: It's National Wine Day. Boss: Okay but it's 8 AM and you can't drink in the workpl- Me [angrily pulling cork from another bottle of Chardonnay]: I DON'T MAKE THE RULES MIKE
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This #ALSawarenessmonth, we’re excited to announce our #partnership with the @MGHNeurology to share de-identified #patientdata that can improve #research outcomes for #ALS. Read more about the news here: bwnews.pr/3OhXqVK
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Matt Vaughan
@mEVpoker30 Mar 2023
my wife: what’s the opposite of a restraining order? me: marriage. – at Nashville, TN
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Matt Vaughan
@mEVpoker17 Mar 2023
I’ve been holding onto this one for almost a year at this point. Tons of work, tons of editing, tons of freaking out being scared to post it. It has DOZENS of views. Would love if you’d check it out. A Phil Hellmuth Tribute - The Only Exception youtu.be/L4pMj7aYreQ – at Las Vegas, NV
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