Head of Modeling and Statistics @AldenScientific. Obsessive runner. Once and future flâneur. https://xitter.cf/t.co/tnbyxJobxt
Cambridge, MA
Joined October 2009
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Hey @Runkeeper support team! When I try to get a running report (runkeeper.com/user/Mechanica…), it takes me to Tennis instead!
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I agree. Was there last weekend for the first time. Had a blast. The staff is incredible. I’ve been to WSOP circuit events in many places and the dealers at @thebarrelsocial are superior. They can deal any game with speed and accuracy while controlling the table .
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If you ever get the chance to check out @thebarrelsocial you definitely should. It’s such a great poker room. They’ve got fun games and great staff. I can’t wait to go back. @mEVpoker really created a great atmosphere. Worth the trip for sure.
#travel #poker #pokerroom
Civil engineers are using ChatGPT a lot, so expect lots of future cities to be built on rock & roll.
If I had a time machine, it'd be a tossup between going back to kill Hitler, and going back to strike the phrase "I'm almost ready" from the English language.
Someone asked me if I had a safety pin. I said, "No, but I have some danger pins."
The half-second pause, before they got the joke, was exquisite.
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Exciting news! We're partnering with the @alzassociation for The Longest Day Poker Tournament on June 22nd! $20 add-ons & cash donations will support this vital cause. Scan our QR code to donate easily! Let's make a difference in the fight against Alzheimer's! #TheLongestDay
Hey @dollarcars! Congratulations on your ever-more-inventive ways of ripping off your customers. I did not pre-pay for gas. I returned my car with a full tank. You charged me $110 anyway, and your site says I have to submit a receipt to get *my* money back??!!?? The worst.