@MayaIsLoading

Welcome to my mind, you can sit among the other voices. https://xitter.cf/t.co/yAFeA11emf

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Joined January 2019
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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal30 Dec 2022
🚨Andrew Tate Hearing LIVE UPDATES: The Tate brothers are currently at a hearing. The prosecutors have requested a 30 day detention. The judge will assess the evidence and deem whether it is strong enough to file for the extension. Decision should be soon. Live Thread 👇
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Twittodon.com is a tool for verifying the connection between #Mastodon and #Twitter accounts. The goal is to create a publicly available database of such conns to make people's migration to #Fediverse more pleasant by making it easier for them to recreate their networks
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You tell a website not to use your cookies. You close it and open it the next day. It doesn't ask you about cookies this time. Why? It saved your answer in your cookies.
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it should've been Facebook 💔
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NicholasG@Dad_At_Law2 Nov 2022
My 10 y/o daughter referred to a group of wild toddlers as “Toddlerators” and I move that we call them by that name henceforth.
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Replying to @capnwatsisname
I would subscribe for the elevator if it lets me deselect a button when I accidentally hit Ground instead of Garage floor yet again
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How long do you leave unidentified keys on your keychain? The answer is forever, right?
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Replace the term "dead hookers" with "dead women" in your joke and see if it is still funny for you challenge
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Here is my speech. Please be nice. youtu.be/u3XJZCSTKt8
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Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”
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I hope people treat you exactly how you treat others.
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My client was feeling my calves and asked if I play sports and I said "no I just ride men for a living" and he said "oh, do you?"
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Mike@Parentpains16 Jun 2022
Someone said I was the last person they’d call if they were ever in trouble and honestly, I’ve never been so relieved.
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JP 🍍@JPLFR809 Jun 2022
The reason they don't tell you god is female is because she doesn't want her prayer inbox full of dicks
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Scott Sevena@scot7a2 Jun 2022
SCARECROW: Make it stop! My brain! The knowledge! It's too much!! Did you know wet straw can spontaneously combust? I can die by water OR fire! TINMAN: Gee, tha-- SCARECROW: AND TIN DOESN'T RUST! TINMAN, sticking fingers where ears would be: 🎶If I only had a heart!🎶 LaLaLa!
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I was called a "troublemaker" at a new job for asking questions during training
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Jenni
@hashjenni8 Oct 2021
no offense to me but WTF am i actually doing these days
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chase@_chase_____15 Aug 2021
guys will ask u literally zero questions & be like “ur so mysterious”
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👑WINNERS: MY FUNNIEST-OF JULY TWEET CALL‼️👑 click on the event/moment below to read the 9 winning tweets 🥇 @MayaIsLoading 🥈 @AllanForsyth @chloethesiren @Cornjerker78 @scot7a 🥉 @JaredATullos @JB4Realz @MidlifeOpportu1 @xequalsalex xitter.cf/i/events/1427010271785…
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two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written
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