@MayaIsLoading

Welcome to my mind, you can sit among the other voices. https://xitter.cf/t.co/yAFeA11emf

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Joined January 2019
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My Twitter account is built on poor life choices and spelling mistakes.
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And are you a psychiatrist? If not, don't diagnose.
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🚨Andrew Tate Hearing LIVE UPDATES: The Tate brothers are currently at a hearing. The prosecutors have requested a 30 day detention. The judge will assess the evidence and deem whether it is strong enough to file for the extension. Decision should be soon. Live Thread 👇
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Twittodon.com is a tool for verifying the connection between #Mastodon and #Twitter accounts. The goal is to create a publicly available database of such conns to make people's migration to #Fediverse more pleasant by making it easier for them to recreate their networks
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You tell a website not to use your cookies. You close it and open it the next day. It doesn't ask you about cookies this time. Why? It saved your answer in your cookies.
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If Twitter dies before tomorrow morning, it was an honor to shit post with you all.
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it should've been Facebook 💔
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Business idea for my guy Elon: What about instead Twitter blue, you start selling Twitter edit button, buddy?
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In MS girl said her fave color is pink and I was like "whats up w/ ya all liking pink". She responded w/ "whats yours then?" and I completely panicked and said yellow. She came w/ "whats up w/ ya all liking yellow" and I wanted to say "I know right " so badly but it was too late.
6 months, you do all or nothing bebe
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Parody Twitter just hits different when there is a big fat "Parody" label punching you in the face.
I had 1 more follower before my last tweet so I assume @elonmusk just unfollowd me.
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Is it still legal to block @elonmusk?
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The secret for keeping myself in shape is taking the stairs ro avoid small talk with neighbors.
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Mᴀʏᴀ retweeted
NicholasG@Dad_At_Law2 Nov 2022
My 10 y/o daughter referred to a group of wild toddlers as “Toddlerators” and I move that we call them by that name henceforth.
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Replying to @capnwatsisname
I would subscribe for the elevator if it lets me deselect a button when I accidentally hit Ground instead of Garage floor yet again
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Halloween is not an official holiday where I live. So on the 31st of October half of us are enjoying it anyway and the other half are enjoying telling us we are traitors and shame for the audacity to like something that's not from our culture.
How long do you leave unidentified keys on your keychain? The answer is forever, right?
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All my life I've been doing shit I'm not qualified for and somehow managing to do it so "imposter syndrome" and "god complex" are just a part of my skillset now.
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I ether answer in 3 seconds or 3 business days. No in between.
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