@MangoEmoji

“Chillest guy I know” according to your friends & family

 Tequila Wolf
Joined June 2010
  • Tweets46.1K
  • Following380
  • Followers244
3.2KMedia
Took a 9 hour flight just to flexxx on some Europeans.
8
710
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
Cranky Federalist@CrankyFedOct 18
Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?
23
2,132
101
54,397
558,008
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
T w I t t e r@darthramious21h
Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
680
51,562
598
258,288
1,857,963
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
Jaz🦦@realjazxyboiOct 18
We tried protesting like the French in 2020 but they called us savages for tearing up a cvs. Then jan 6 happened and pardons were given for actual treason. Point blank period is that until white people start tearing up shit nothing will change lmao.
174
9,105
162
63,637
526,972
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
໊
@xanborghiniOct 17
women dirty mack about things you never thought of like damn u right this girl makeup never match her body
59
1,453
328
11,151
209,098
Ty he amount of women in RVA who have grabbed my hair and asked if it’s really is fixkikgb indane !!
1
47
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
Faolán ☭ 🇰🇵@itsfaolanOct 14
me trying to remember what Marx was talking about once my bank account has three digits in it
70
7,613
179
73,135
605,762
This is workin out great. Shoulda done this a while ago
Kermit D. Frog@MangoEmojiSep 27
Need to become #evil
3
34
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
Zach-o'-lantern@zmullisOct 14
I love it when these dumb ass street interviewer types actually catch somebody real
Jamabama 🧡🏀⚖️@MidwestMutineerOct 14
I found my vice president when I never run for office
75
6,618
13
115,533
2,064,231
Gibbs on a bye week when I need him the most
1
142
Not getting paranoid of weed literally puts you above like 70% of the population. Im literally built different
2
132
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
ً@shootillidieOct 14
mfs finish high school and quit learning forever 😭
75
1,589
131
21,784
218,532
Every time someone comes over I straight up just ask em
ً@artfuIchaosOct 13
the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.
2
43
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
ً@artfuIchaosOct 13
the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.
107
9,774
335
159,128
1,008,970
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
lev@abookofsymbolsOct 13
not to be a boomer but you people need to experience actual conflict
jude@judecomputerOct 13
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
17
662
13
17,367
382,711
Kermit D. Frog retweeted
Unc With Good Puss@MissMiseryDXOct 13
You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw
1,006
16,222
3,859
167,570
2,775,787
Imagine drunk driving this off 20 beers
48
992
33
15,902
159,304
Can 6 of yall follow my IG rq?
34
Im so easy
Bandai Namco US
@BandaiNamcoUSOct 12
Don’t panic, DRAGON BALL: Sparking! ZERO has returned. SUPER-LIMIT BREAKING NEO brings in over 30 playable characters, expanded customization, new stages, and even a new solo mode: LIMIT BREAKER JOURNEY. Catch you on the flip side.
27
Just picked up my suit from the tailors and almost swung on the worker once I tried it on cause I looked so good.
2
116
Every single day
Alonna Lee 🎃@alonna_leeOct 11
You ever just think about the Nestea snowman?
30
Load more