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Major Hoffman

@MajorByDesign

Freelance marketing consultant • Graphic/web design • Rescue dogs

 Columbus, OH
Joined March 2009
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Replying to @breezeline
@breezeline @WOWcare Unless we have contact and action steps to a solution, you're losing a Columbus, OH customer as soon as your retention department opens on Monday. 2 missed appts in 2 weeks to bury a cable after a new install is not okay.
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...and we're told by customer service that there's no record of our contact with customer service since 8/20? We've attempted to contact your customer service through the support link provided, that's why these tweets exist. Your turn :) Account details available on request.
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@WOWCare Have an unburied cable from installation last week in Columbus, OH. A few days later, another tech came out and marked the ground, & we were told someone would be out to bury it today between 2-4p EST.
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That didn't happen, and customer service is saying no record of our contact exists. We need the cable buried - what's the next step?
Replying to @breezeline
@breezeline Have an unburied cable from installation last week in Columbus, OH. A few days later, another tech came out and marked the ground, & we were told someone would be out to bury it today between 2-4p EST.
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That didn't happen, and customer service is saying no record of our contact exists. We need the cable buried - what's the next step?
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Signed up for the COVID vaccine through my county's website. Here's to hoping I'll get info before 2023
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Stephen King
@StephenKing18 Jan 2021
Which knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!
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I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun #dataviz Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pandemic 1/n
3 R-generated graphs: 1) Top 3 unscented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line across the three years. N = 1,118 2) Top 3 scented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line that drops off sharply after January 2020. N = 11,404 3) A bar chart with 11 bars (January-November 2020). Proportion of reviews mentioning lack of scent on the y axis; month on the x axis. January = 2%, February = 3.5%, March = 2.8%, April = 4.6%, May = 3.4%, June = 2.4%, July = 3%, August = 3.2%, September = 3.1%, October = 5.8%, November = 5.8%.

ALT 3 R-generated graphs: 1) Top 3 unscented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line across the three years. N = 1,118 2) Top 3 scented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line that drops off sharply after January 2020. N = 11,404 3) A bar chart with 11 bars (January-November 2020). Proportion of reviews mentioning lack of scent on the y axis; month on the x axis. January = 2%, February = 3.5%, March = 2.8%, April = 4.6%, May = 3.4%, June = 2.4%, July = 3%, August = 3.2%, September = 3.1%, October = 5.8%, November = 5.8%.

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Audrey Porne@AudreyPorne22 Nov 2020
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.
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@nbcbayarea8 Nov 2020
Meet the new first dogs of the White House, Major and Champ Biden! The two German Shepherds will be the first dogs to reside at the White House in four years. nbcbay.com/m9W7YYm
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LPT: When you're configuring startup services with systemd, it might be a good idea to make sure the application you want to have running is installed :)
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Jennifer Aldrich@jma24528 Apr 2020
What do I even do for a living?! AKA UX Job Titles medium.com/@jma245/whats-in-… #Design #UX
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Old new profile pic - let's gooo
Unfortunate times breed unfortunate circumstances. If you were #laidoff & need to update and/or polish your CV or #resume, send me a dm & I'll help you get sorted at no charge. #unemployed #COVID19 #COVID2019 #coronavirus #jobsearch #interview #careeradvice #hiring #NowHiring
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Scrolling through my old IG and this popped up - anyone up for some #Starfox64?
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59/#100DaysOfCode What I've learned installing various distros on a mid-09 MBP: - Ideal: Pop!OS (SOO CLOSE) - ♥️ @System76 docs - Nvidia drvrs == 😡⁉️ - terminal is my bff - Gparted is a lifesaver - I should drink more water
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This hurt to read. If you have #ADHD, get help sooner than later.
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Listen to @SamuelLJackson <3 youtube.com/watch?v=YUakLzab…
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