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Major Hoffman

@MajorByDesign

Freelance marketing consultant • Graphic/web design • Rescue dogs

 Columbus, OH
Joined March 2009
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Stephen King
@StephenKing18 Jan 2021
Which knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!
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I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun #dataviz Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pandemic 1/n
3 R-generated graphs: 1) Top 3 unscented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line across the three years. N = 1,118 2) Top 3 scented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line that drops off sharply after January 2020. N = 11,404 3) A bar chart with 11 bars (January-November 2020). Proportion of reviews mentioning lack of scent on the y axis; month on the x axis. January = 2%, February = 3.5%, March = 2.8%, April = 4.6%, May = 3.4%, June = 2.4%, July = 3%, August = 3.2%, September = 3.1%, October = 5.8%, November = 5.8%.

ALT 3 R-generated graphs: 1) Top 3 unscented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line across the three years. N = 1,118 2) Top 3 scented candles 2017-2020 reviews: rating (1-5) on the y axis; date on the x axis; the scatterplot shows a relatively flat line that drops off sharply after January 2020. N = 11,404 3) A bar chart with 11 bars (January-November 2020). Proportion of reviews mentioning lack of scent on the y axis; month on the x axis. January = 2%, February = 3.5%, March = 2.8%, April = 4.6%, May = 3.4%, June = 2.4%, July = 3%, August = 3.2%, September = 3.1%, October = 5.8%, November = 5.8%.

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Audrey Porne@AudreyPorne22 Nov 2020
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.
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Jennifer Aldrich@jma24528 Apr 2020
What do I even do for a living?! AKA UX Job Titles medium.com/@jma245/whats-in-… #Design #UX
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Unfortunate times breed unfortunate circumstances. If you were #laidoff & need to update and/or polish your CV or #resume, send me a dm & I'll help you get sorted at no charge. #unemployed #COVID19 #COVID2019 #coronavirus #jobsearch #interview #careeradvice #hiring #NowHiring
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Patrick@Patrick_Soler1 Apr 2020
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I find that music helps.
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Khan Academy is asking for donations because they're now having to handle 250% the normal load: khanacademy.org/donate But, I want to talk about wealth shaming hypocrisy among programmers and startup people: news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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Dion Almaer
@dalmaer28 Mar 2020
Replying to @Paul_Kinlan
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Quincy Larson
@ossia25 Mar 2020
29 days ago, freeCodeCamp hit 5 million unique monthly visitors. And today we just doubled that. 10 million people have used freeCodeCamp to learn new skills in the past month. Our nonprofit will help as many people as we can. If you're new start here: freecodecamp.org/news/corona…
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People don’t understand the single greatest risk of #COVIDー19. It is The Pinch. Come along with me while I explain. #COVID19US #CoronavirusUSA #coronavirus #SARSCoV2 #COVID19seattle #Coviditalia #covid4MDs #thepinch
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Who made this? 🤣🤣🤣 my belly hurts #COVIDー19 #coronavirusindia #SARSCoV2 #CoronaVirusChallenge #covid19australia #COVID19seattle #covid19Canada #COVID19france #Coviditalia
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Brad Frost
@brad_frost13 Mar 2020
My inbox right now: From: Company I bought a dog toy from in 2013 Subject: Our commitment to you during the COVID-19 outbreak
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My Uncle in Iran passed away from corona virus. He was gentle and kind. He’d been battling cancer for several years. His family had to stand one hundred meters away and watch him be buried by men in hazmat gear. My Aunt is now sick. Please take this virus seriously.
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Matthew Kobach
@mkobach4 Mar 2020
If you have a social media marketer who gets frustrated when they’re asked to post bad content, hold on to that person. They care. And they get it.
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In case you’re having a bad day... please enjoy these excited puppers having a great day on a boat. 🤓❤️
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Aidi Mac Dáibhí@AidiMac28 Feb 2020
A 92 year lady old needed an engagement ring repair and magic happened -- she smelled my workshop and had a flashback to Dublin 1933. I saw it happen in front of my eyes. She looked at me and said do you know Larry Gunning? I did. He trained my Master who trained me - Circa 1933
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Kelly Vaughn
@kvlly28 Feb 2020
Java is to JavaScript as Corona is to Coronavirus
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Patrick@Patrick_Soler1 Feb 2020
After 19 years it's finally out! It was such an awesome time writing and recording these songs with Nick, Tony and Ian. This is upstate NY emo in the early 2000s! Headphones (or studio monitors) are definitely… instagram.com/p/B8B4BZLDL2g/…
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Host Havoc
@HostHavoc31 Jan 2020
Check out our gaming peripherals giveaway - ANYONE can win a new monitor, keyboard or mouse! 🥳 hosthavoc.com/peripherals No purchase required to enter.
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