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The suspense of what my girls may do to their hair during this time gives me so much life ๐๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
got upset with my boyfriend bc he has seen my arsehole but i have never seen his. asked him to bend over for me just once and he said no. all men are selfish
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
The happier you are, the less sleep you require to function in everyday life. Sadness increases the urge to sleep more.
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
getting up for work when itโs raining out and youโre warm and comfy in bed has to be up there with the worst things
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
I tell u vot m8 I'm a hustler yeah, I can sell ice to an Eskimo and curry to a racist but even I couldn't sort out this Brexit bollox.
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
find the person who doesnt pay taxes:
๐ฉ๐ป๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐พ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ป๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐พ๐ฉ๐ฟ
๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ผ๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ผ๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ
๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ผ๐ง๐ฝ๐ง๐พ๐ง๐ฟ๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ผ๐ง๐ฝ๐ง๐พ๐ง๐ฟ
๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฟ
canโt find them?
its because theyre right here
๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ผ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐ฟ
fact: babies are idiot leeches and dont fucking pay taxis
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
Sex with a #Capricorn is spine tingling.
MissMadeleineSophia retweeted
I wonder how many people we know are suffering alone. โ at Torbay, England



















