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this is my new song lullaby from a split EP with @cavetown
i have got to stop trying too hard to be polite someone asked will i have milk and sugar in my coffee tell me why i said “you choose”
albert sometimes goes tornado mode, or more precisely, he becomes tornado bert. before he goes to sleep he sucks his blanket whilst walking in a circle. some have called this a “bertnado” and it’s one of the most powerful kinds of bert
accidentally had my phone open in my pocket and it went on insta and tried to post this story on my main with my exact location
im hypnotising yo and making you listen to this open.spotify.com/album/4NRHv…
why do they fight over a bed when there’s actually a billion cat beds in the house. they only want to use it if someone else is in it. actual children
what if they were just having a sleepover. perhaps a movie night. scranning bare chocolate is not a crime
Great work by Officers for having the sweet smell of success to identify two males acting suspiciously. The males were stopped and had bags full to the brim with confectionary that was obviously not bought for consumption by themselves. Approximately £367 seized
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