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ban them from the next wc and add 15% to their IMF structural adjustment payments while we’re at it

no world cup, no economy and no falklands either

donald trump, madonna, tom cruise, kylie jenner and emi martinez in one place at the same time I have never wished for a sinkhole down to the earth’s crust more

america don’t ruin everything challenge

the only yellow argentina will ever see is nazi gold

ronaldo switching off the tv in his house rn like “right, board games time everyone”

tom cruise giving a speech this is wokeness gone mad

another france goal and i’m egging the nearest pret

reading 1200x surah waqiah for spain to beat this lot on sunday

harry kane can’t deliver big game moments and he can’t say ‘she sells sea shells on the sea shore’ either

commenting bald head emojis under tommy tuchel’s insta posts in a racist sort of way

“hello imf? yes add 10% to their structural adjustment payments”

england might be the first muslim country to win the world cup

we might not get our corner but you’re not getting the falklands 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

argentina promised to build this ref’s family in morocco a new yard

france you can hold dat

tuchel was one dumb question away from reaching into his waistband for a strap

this djed spence cameo gonna be used to inspire the troops in ww3

jude bellingham makes the pain of losing princess diana a bit easier

bukayo ayoyinka temidayo moses saka started that period of press btw