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A day off, and, of course, this means time to prepare a Lady Gaga banana for the kids packed lunch
BBC voxpopping travelling punters about the government's plan to crack down on the scourge of loudspeakers on trains – very welcome news – but is a vox popper more annoying than an out loud iPhunt person? Perhaps the next crackdown will be on vox popping? We can but dream.
Michael Hunter retweeted
Not-so-subtle signalling from the Lib Dem press office ahead of Daisy Cooper’s speech this morning.
Gail’s comfortably winning with the feral lobby hacks, though Gregg’s handicapped in the pastry-off by a lack of sausage rolls
Michael Hunter retweeted
Well done premier league. We won the cup we were on the verge of competing. FFP kicks in. We have to sell Anderson and Minteh. Isak goes. Shit season follows. Lose Bruno Gordon & Tonali. Game over. Football is the only business in the world where ambition and success if punished.
Michael Hunter retweeted
Old & Faded but this was the ultimate Banana 🍌 Day, Stoke City on Boxing Day 1988.
city supporters (and, to a lesser extent, the players) are close to facing some of the harshest punishments this sport has ever seen for something none of us had any involvement in doing. if we want to wave inflatable bananas, do some rage bait chants, and self deprecate in response to that, we will.
this ISN’T a call for violins or (unwanted) sympathy for city supporters. it also isn’t a plea for you believe the club don’t ‘deserve’ punishment - if rules were broken, rules were broken. i’m also not here to tell you you can’t feel wronged by our board if their actions have wronged your club. not my place or intent to dictate your feelings.
what i am pointing out, though, is just because YOU want US to do this performative, depressive, grovelling and begging for forgiveness for something we, as fans or players, had NO involvement in, it doesn’t mean we should.
self deprication and resorting to humour and jokes is something city supporters have done for decades. we choose to respond to objectively naff situations (like facing threats of expulsion from the football pyramid) in this way, as is our right. hell, even after winning the treble we still chant about never winning home or away and losing last week as well as today ffs.
you don’t have to like it. but if believe we should pack in something that’s become a staple trait of city supporters just because it doesn’t align with your world view or moral compass that you think is gospel, then respectfully you really need to give your head a wobble🍌
Replying to @BBCMOTD
I don’t think the Man City team and fans actually understand the situation they are in. They’re just treating it as a joke.
Michael Hunter retweeted
It’s stuff like this that I mean when I say all this couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase. One’s dressed as a CARTOON ROBBER and one’s in an American prison jumpsuit and people are losing their minds because lads are having a laugh at the football.
Michael Hunter retweeted
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Michael Hunter retweeted
Scousers raising this flag, short memories
Try telling that to supporters of Wimbledon, Coventry, Norwich or even Everton who had the best team in Europe in 85. All denied European football.
Wimbledon might still be Wimbledon if theyd played in Europe, they were cheated.
Michael Hunter retweeted
Man City haven’t ruined football. Man City haven’t ruined the premier league. Football and the Premier league has been ruined by a handful of teams who have too much say as to how the league is run. It’s been ruined by the Anti Competitive rules that have been put in place
cc @Nick_Metcalfe : What would be the modern equivalent of this?
Michael Hunter retweeted
Such naivety here tonight, especially from football journalists, the idea the Premier League can "throw out" a club during the appeal process - just because @ManCity may keep winning - is ridiculous; it would open them up to such legal jeopardy.
Michael Hunter retweeted
Wow! Another not understanding the banana craze. Why does everything have to be about mocking rivals? Here’s the true story: gjfootballarchive.com/2022/0…
📸 - Manchester City fans waving with their banana's [mocking Steven Gerrard's slip] as the players thank them for traveling.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Manchester City fans waved inflatable bananas at Anfield as part of a longstanding club tradition from the late 1980s unrelated to Steven Gerrard's slip.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…
sportingnews.com/in/football/ma…
Michael Hunter retweeted
***public service announcement***
Do not, under any circumstances, opt for the 'for you' timeline option.
My word it's not healthy to do that
Michael Hunter retweeted
It's all very simple
Commercial revenue
Ticket revenue
TV money
All goes to league and split 20 ways
Then best manager, coaching and recruiting wins
Michael Hunter retweeted
BTW, we really need to be “impeccable” at Anfield.
Like the 50 years of Munich game…
Don’t give the media what they’re gagging for.
Whatever the provocation, and there will be lots.
Fuck em all.
#UTFB 🎉
It’s been a long time since I was a regular matchgoer. But my cred speaks for itself, I hope. And I hope everyone — in the ground and in every pub in the land and all the world,
— listens to this wisdom. We can be impeccable. Again. Look it up. CTID. Khaldoon forever.
BTW, we really need to be “impeccable” at Anfield.
Like the 50 years of Munich game…
Don’t give the media what they’re gagging for.
Whatever the provocation, and there will be lots.
Fuck em all.
#UTFB 🎉
Michael Hunter retweeted
I wish Citys owners had done this when I was in charge of Doncaster. I could have blamed them for us being shit . Why not ? It's working for most clubs – at Styal, England
Michael Hunter retweeted
Here I am on Track Radio. Your views on any of the issues discussed would be welcome:
*Southampton spying scandal: Punishment too lenient?
*Mikel Arteta at Arsenal: Could it become a dynasty?
*Chinese No.1 and No.2 in snooker: Is domination inevitable?
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Michael Hunter retweeted
Dear @MansourBinZayed
I would be willing to give you a discount if you order 60,000 of these ahead of the next home PL fixture.
The cost would normally be £1.38m but I will do them all for £1.35m - and we would still make a £500,000 donation to @MCFCfoodbank too.
Win, win I say Your Highness.
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