Father, husband, football, cricket and beer...... now exiled in Eccles via Rochdale and Heywood....

at the bar of course......
Joined June 2013
Apologies to @prestigecar_rep for rubbing his head outside the ground yesterday, I’d had a couple of shandy’s…. 😂😂😂
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Manchester City fans. In a nutshell. Played lads
Not my picture, but absolutely brilliant! 😂
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Not my picture, but absolutely brilliant! 😂
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How the hell was this 16 years ago….!
David @21LVA's first Premier League goal, 16 years ago today. 🧙‍♂️
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🤯 You genuinely couldn't make this up. 😂 West Brom U21s have a 17-year-old player called Justin Seven-Seven, who wears the number 77 shirt. And last night, he scored in the 77th minute. ⚽️ ▪️ Name: Seven-Seven. ▪️ Shirt number: 77. ▪️ Age: 17. ▪️ Goal scored: 77th minute. Football really does write the most incredible scripts. 🤣👏
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I bet Elliot Anderson is an inch shorter after that performance, absolutely run his legs into the ground…. He was everywhere!
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Shame we weren’t a bit more clinical…. We would have won that 19-12!! 😂
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Donna Rubber wrists….
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Khusa and Semenyo off at half time me thinks…
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Pep the jinx…. 😂😂😂
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Lol for fucks sake…..
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Can’t believe our cheating made Liverpool spend £100,000,000 on Florian Wirtz….
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Scousers getting pepper sprayed outside their own ground by Merseyside Police….
A few handbags outside the away end after the final whistle. Police had to move in and encircle the City fans as they left the ground. I saw at least one Liverpool fan pepper-sprayed by officers who also drew their batons, but they managed to maintain order
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Fuck me, how big is Daniel Sturridge’s key ring….
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🤖 Made with AI
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Coercion and abduction are ok as long as you play in red…. 😉
🗣️ "When I wore that Manchester United shirt, I sat there thinking ‘What have you done?’ It was a massive mistake" 😬 In his own words, Jon Obi Mikel details how he became embroiled in an infamous transfer saga, including secret flights and a Sir Alex showdown fourfourtwo.com/person/playe…
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All this stuff with our club is really bringing the absolute batshit craziness out in our opposition fans! 😂😂😂 more conspiracy theories than 9/11!!
The Prime Minister has been groomed for many many years by the Man City owners, in my opinion. I'd guess that they have invested in him to get into the position he is currently in. They saw this storm coming and this was always part of the game, part of the plan.
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Surely in light of how awful a club @ManCity are as @SkySports keep on telling us then they should stop covering our matches live on their channels rather than adding more to our so called ill gotten gains! But we all know they won’t do that for their own financial benefit…
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What have we done to David Bernstein? Is he pissed off because we haven’t given him a season ticket or something….?? 😂😂😂
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Thorpie retweeted
“It’s City’s fault Gerrard never won the Premier League title”
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