@MikeNumber5

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Unreal scenes in Paris! #114protest
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Bad news ☹️
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The thing is. We will. And we’ll still be having more fun at games than you lot do
Max - CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Wave your bananas about now lads
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kevin collett@CollettKevinOct 18
Hi @KieranMaguire If City go broke owing Forest £100m from the Anderson deal, would Forest be able to ignore that loss in their SCR calc? If Forest then default their transfer fee instalments, as they did not receive the Anderson fee, would those clubs also exclude the loss?
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If *only* the media would mention the charges.
Gareth Stringer@Gareth_StringerOct 18
Man City have been found guilty of cheating on a level never seen before in English football, and all the media can talk about is inflatable bananas.
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Palace have started well 🫪
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Losing. Their. Little. Minds.
🚜Tractor Boys@Isntit999Oct 17
#itfc Robbed at the end. Fully deserved draw with that 2nd half performance. Once again #ManCity get a couple of mad decisions when they’re under pressure 🤣. Imagine having to cheat against little old Ipswich. Haaland will be out for weeks now as well, serves you right #CHEATS
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If League 2 fans go to the match, have a laugh & support their team. Then yeah, probably xx
Scotty Tridge
@TridgeTVOct 17
Honestly, they are a League 2 fanbase masquerading as a PL club.
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Piers Morgan!
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 17
City’s players and fans seem to find the fact their club’s been found guilty of the worst cheating in football history, a real lark. Very odd mindset.
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@BBCMOTDOct 17
Phil Foden arrived for his post-match interview with an inflatable banana 🍌

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Phil Foden interview after Ipswich

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Never had a laugh in his life. Doesn’t believe in it. Football is too serious
Keiran Newberry@ksnewberryOct 17
Citeh fans signing "mauled by the cheaters" while they're clinging to a 3-2 lead in injury team against newly promoted Ipswich is pathetic tbh. #itfc
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The Committee@CommitteeFCUMOct 17
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15 points in front of united after 7 games 🤣🤣
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Anyone know how Luton got on
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Paul Morrow@PaulMorrow1Oct 17
city at home Saturday 3pm again, is it? Mad how the Premier League couldn’t do without them yet they don’t get moved for TV unless they’re playing a ‘Big 6’ team at home because LITERALLY NOBODY CARES
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Times Sport
@TimesSportOct 16
Job cuts will help Arsenal "evolve and improve", claims Arteta Manager whose new pay deal is worth £20m a year has been told 60 redundancies are necessary so club can "keep investing" | ✍️ @garyjacob thetimes.com/sport/football/…

Mikel Arteta: Arsenal job cuts will help club ‘evolve and improve’

Manager who recently signed contract worth £20m a year has been told 60 redundancies are necessary so champions can ‘keep investing to achieve what we want to achieve’

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Rx
@RxgardsOct 16
me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 15
Maduro pleads not guilty to new torture-related charges in New York bbc.in/4imkbGG

Maduro pleads not guilty to additional charges in New York

"I reject this document entirely," Maduro said in court, responding to newly added torture-related charges.

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