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Luisa

@LuisaTurtle

I would prefer it if a guy had a pizza delivered to me instead of a bouquet of flowers.

 Chicago
Joined May 2009
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How Bad Do U Want Me (Xingxing Version)
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🎶Rockin' around the #Christmastree🎶 Did you receive any GIANTmicrobes under the tree or stuffed in your #stockings this year? It's not too late to get yourself some #GIANTmicrobes #ornaments! Now on SALE, don't miss out... Shop now: giantmicrobes.com/us/product… 📸 : @luisaturtle
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Happy Birthday, @DaronMalakian! #DaronMalakian #ScarsOnBroadway #DMSOB #SystemOfADown #SOAD
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Repost @luisaturtle (IG): Buns Are Loaded 🌭🍔 #Summer #DaronMalakian #ScarsOnBroadway #GunsAreLoaded
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I'm in charge of making the macaroni and cheese this year.
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@TMZ19 Nov 2018
Arrested Man Who Threatened to 'Blow the Bathroom Up' Says He Meant Poop, Not Bomb dlvr.it/QrbyLk
Arrested Man Who Threatened to 'Blow the Bathroom Up' Says He Meant Poop, Not Bomb

Arrested Man Who Threatened to 'Blow the Bathroom Up' Says He Meant Poop, Not Bomb

The man admits he threatened to "blow the bathroom up" -- but says he didn't mean explosives.

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One thing that seems to suck about being famous is you have to pretend to like drawings that random people make of you
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The dog is the real hero here
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Pope Your Enthusiasm
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Dopey took a bit of a tumble during a Disney World show: 7ny.tv/2b5leeL (Video: @ariipariee) amp.twimg.com/v/5b62b4b2-153…
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Happy 6th of July! – at Los Angeles, CA
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Police Release Sketch Of Man Who Tried To Abduct Boy In Elmhurst dlvr.it/Cm3vxZ #chicago
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So the restrooms are designated for guys,girls, & men with jim-dawgs the size of fire extinguishers?🍆
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Best Q&A question for Mark Grudzielanek so far: "At what age could you spell your last name?" Lol! @KCCougars #Dbacks
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To celebrate Father's Day I went out to get a gift and never came back.
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Well, Mother's Day is over. (I just took Plan B.)
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if cats could text I bet they'd respond with "K" a lot
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the words "I'm not hungry" always surprise me
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my dream is to one day get fingered by the Hamburger Helper glove
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It's great how people are willing to wait 45 minutes in their car for a hamburger, and 0 seconds for someone to go when a light turns green.
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